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jabbawokkie

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almost 24 hours since someone has talked bollox,whats happening surely someone has done some thing funny or interesting.
 
I know! It has been very quiet the last week.

Not done much myself other than nearly get my car written off by 2 different women drivers today! :twisted: :evil:
 
weasel said:
Not done much myself other than nearly get my car written off by 2 different women drivers today! :twisted: :evil:
Of course it couldn't be your poor driving could it?!!! :wink:
 
Actually (for once) no!

First one was on her modile and just swerved in front of me, missed the front of the car by inches. The second was a bird trying to over take in a Micra at 75 miles an hour, she was in the oncoming lane.
 
weasel said:
The second was a bird trying to over take in a Micra at 75 miles an hour, she was in the oncoming lane.

LOL don't you love it when someone in a lame car (usually a teenager in a saxo) gets "delusions of grandure" :lol:
 
Delusions of adequacy more like!
I didn't even know Micra's could do 75 mph (without a rocket attached or being driven off a cliff) :D
 
craignwo4life said:
And what's wrong with driving a Micra?!! :wink:

**** all, it's just not the sort of car you buy if you want to over take at 75 mile an hour that's all! :)

You a Micra driver then Craig? :lol:
 
Lowered suspension, alloy wheels, huge **** off spoilers on the back, them stupid lights underneath, fancy body kit, the works!? :wink: :lol:
 
I was driving through Harborne B'ham lunchtime yesterday.. My driver side window shattered in mid transit. I thought some little ****er had me with a air rifle. I think it was just a road stone wiped up by a fast lorry at the right angle. Some plain clothes coppers helped me clean up the mess. I was covered in glass, and was ****in shaking.. :shock: I was definetly awake after that.

I'm sitting here waiting for the window fitter guy right now.
 
****!

Insurance job?

Been in a few cars where the wing mirror has been knocked off, that's ****ing loud.
 
been in a car while the Mrs knocked the wing mirror off our car and somebodies parked car,...sorry to say it but i told her to put her foot down! :?
 
weasel said:
****!

Insurance job?

Been in a few cars where the wing mirror has been knocked off, that's ****ing loud.

Fold away mirrors are a fantastic invention.
No longer bait to people with **** spacial awareness. :D
But theres always the numpty whos parked up a busy road and dosn't look into their wing mirror before getting out of a car. Ive been a witness to one of those.
Its all to do with careful timing.. Open door.... bang! no door...

Insurance? Yep..

Quote was around Ã'£60/70 for a 1999 VW Polo. Not too bad.. Its like the bloody 'Jukes of Hazzard' right now. Im tempted to jump into it without using the door. :D The Window Fitter would probably walk onto the drive and catch me in mid action pose.

Well atleast its the right weather for windows down. :wink:
 
weasel said:
Lowered suspension, alloy wheels, huge **** off spoilers on the back, them stupid lights underneath, fancy body kit, the works!? :wink: :lol:
Well it's got alloy wheels, air con, climate control and keyless entry and start !! 8)

I had a 1994 1.0L silver Micra for 10 years and it never broke down in all that time so last September after trying to decide what to get to replace it I eventually decided on another silver Micra but this time a 1.4 sport version !! :lol:
 
My Rover, WAS fine until a year ago since then it's had 4 new wheels, a new engine, a new starter motor, and a new battery.

Didn't know they made Micra SPORTS! :lol:
 
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