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almost 24 hours since someone has talked bollox,whats happening surely someone has done some thing funny or interesting.
 
I know! It has been very quiet the last week.

Not done much myself other than nearly get my car written off by 2 different women drivers today! :twisted: :evil:
 
weasel said:
Not done much myself other than nearly get my car written off by 2 different women drivers today! :twisted: :evil:
Of course it couldn't be your poor driving could it?!!! :wink:
 
Actually (for once) no!

First one was on her modile and just swerved in front of me, missed the front of the car by inches. The second was a bird trying to over take in a Micra at 75 miles an hour, she was in the oncoming lane.
 
weasel said:
The second was a bird trying to over take in a Micra at 75 miles an hour, she was in the oncoming lane.

LOL don't you love it when someone in a lame car (usually a teenager in a saxo) gets "delusions of grandure" :lol:
 
Delusions of adequacy more like!
I didn't even know Micra's could do 75 mph (without a rocket attached or being driven off a cliff) :D
 
craignwo4life said:
And what's wrong with driving a Micra?!! :wink:

**** all, it's just not the sort of car you buy if you want to over take at 75 mile an hour that's all! :)

You a Micra driver then Craig? :lol:
 
Lowered suspension, alloy wheels, huge **** off spoilers on the back, them stupid lights underneath, fancy body kit, the works!? :wink: :lol:
 
I was driving through Harborne B'ham lunchtime yesterday.. My driver side window shattered in mid transit. I thought some little ****** had me with a air rifle. I think it was just a road stone wiped up by a fast lorry at the right angle. Some plain clothes coppers helped me clean up the mess. I was covered in glass, and was ****** shaking.. :shock: I was definetly awake after that.

I'm sitting here waiting for the window fitter guy right now.
 
been in a car while the Mrs knocked the wing mirror off our car and somebodies parked car,...sorry to say it but i told her to put her foot down! :?
 
weasel said:
****!

Insurance job?

Been in a few cars where the wing mirror has been knocked off, that's ******* loud.

Fold away mirrors are a fantastic invention.
No longer bait to people with **** spacial awareness. :D
But theres always the numpty whos parked up a busy road and dosn't look into their wing mirror before getting out of a car. Ive been a witness to one of those.
Its all to do with careful timing.. Open door.... bang! no door...

Insurance? Yep..

Quote was around Ã'£60/70 for a 1999 VW Polo. Not too bad.. Its like the bloody 'Jukes of Hazzard' right now. Im tempted to jump into it without using the door. :D The Window Fitter would probably walk onto the drive and catch me in mid action pose.

Well atleast its the right weather for windows down. :wink:
 
weasel said:
Lowered suspension, alloy wheels, huge **** off spoilers on the back, them stupid lights underneath, fancy body kit, the works!? :wink: :lol:
Well it's got alloy wheels, air con, climate control and keyless entry and start !! 8)

I had a 1994 1.0L silver Micra for 10 years and it never broke down in all that time so last September after trying to decide what to get to replace it I eventually decided on another silver Micra but this time a 1.4 sport version !! :lol:
 
My Rover, WAS fine until a year ago since then it's had 4 new wheels, a new engine, a new starter motor, and a new battery.

Didn't know they made Micra SPORTS! :lol:
 
Bollux said:
Whereas I knew that they made Rovers that fell apart! No wonder they closed down!

Yeah its true.
I live next to what use to be 'Rover country' Rubery, Rednal etc. In the last 10 years.. They use to employ a bloke on nights' at Longbridge who's job it was to go around after the shift had finished.. to re-check all the screws were fixed properly on the cars, and people in this country wonder why there went under.

My Grandad worked at Longdridge for 30 years until the early 80s. He bought a VW Golf soon as he left. The cars had lost there spark and build quality after 1975 he use to say.
 
I work at Bournville just down the road from there mate, its sad some of the stories the kids tell me
 
weasel said:
I'm definately not sticking up for Rovers, after the amount of trouble I've had with mine!

That big mid 90s Rover saloon is a good car.. Rover 75 I think thats only because it got a decent BMW engine in it. :roll:

Thing is if MG/Rover had just focused on chucking out the 'Mini' updateing the spec. they could of stayed a flout. Its a british icon, its as british as fish & chips. Thats why BMW took the patent & rights with them when they left.. they knew the cultural power it holds. Obviously didn't dawn on the muppets in suits at longbridge until it was too late.

God I hate that BMW 'new mini' whats so miniture about.. Now this isn't Longbridge area on the soap box stuff. I hated it when I thought it was british made...
It looks like a bloody bloated watermelon headed baby. Its horrible. Same goes for the modern VW beetle you should be decked out in a ****** clown costume to drive that thing, neither are a stratch on the originals, proper head turners, vintage ones in good nick. lots of chrome.
 
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