The mighty Arse are still negotiating for Cauliflower (spelling, defo not actually cauliflower) from Bologna, presumably offering 75p a week for the next 30 years, when Bologna are being obstructive and asking for actual cash money up front.
They've also had a 50k bid for Wolves back up keeper rebuffed (who in the PL tries to sign a player from another PL team for less than Havertz day rate?)
Anyway, they pivoted to an English under 12 (ish) from Ajax for a million quid.
ESR, Nelson and Nketiah are all linked with moves to other London clubs, probably for a combined 120 quid.