Yeah, it's a cert they appoint the least qualified person who applies.
I'm tempted to apply myself lol.
Dyche would probably keep them up, but longer term he isn't the right man. I have seen talk of Bielsa, he would be more use longer term. He does tend to build and progress sides and he has the experience to sort out the shambles he inherits. BUT is he the man to come in and keep you up, I'm not sure. They'll probably appoint Steve Bruce FFS.
Saying that, as I have mentioned before, I would be happy to see them go down. Nothing against Everton as a club, or their fans (albeit I do hate Jordan 'GBH 'Pickford and Dominic 'I shove you, you bounce back into me, I dive, I get a penalty' Calvert Lewin) but it's Moshiri and the sheer amount of money he has wasted that bugs me. There needs to be a repercussion for that pish spending. If relegation is what it takes to stop another stupidly rich man coming in and throwing half a billion at a club's transfer policy, then so be it. It's for the best, for football, in the long run.
Also nice to see UEFA closing the loop hole Chelsea are exploiting whereby they sign players on 300 yr contracts and then depreciate them over the length of the contract. Better late than never, but ehhh how about making it effective from the start of the season, or even better five season's ago? If ever there was a club that deserves to be the new Leeds (early 2000's Leeds) or shafted like AC, Juve, and Rangers…..it's that hateful shower at Stamford Bridge.