OK here goes, always hard without the transfer window being finished (I think Weasal disqualified me last time I waited!)
1) PL winner - City
2) Team that comes second - Chelsea
3) Other CL qualifiers (PL only, no UEFA cup backdooring) - Liverpool, Man United
4) FAC winner - Arsenal
5) Worthless Cup winner - Chelsea
6) CL Winner - City
7) CL runner up - PSG
8 ) Europa League winner - Probably a team who drops out of the CL group stage, Bayern?
9 ) UEFA Europa Conference fizzy CWC farce waste of time cup winner - Spurs
10) Relegated from PL - Southampton, Norwich, Brentford
11) The award for the team that massively exceeds expectations - West Ham
12) Team that stinks the place out and does much worse than they should - this is a tough one this year, Everton?
13) The Mo Salah award for best signing of the summer - Messi
14) The Lukaku/Jack Grealish award for worst signing of the summer - Lukaku
15) First manager sacked - Rafa
16) Top scorer - Kane if he stays at Spurs (but still probably won't win anything) he won't get the same kind of service if he goes to City
17) Top assister - De Bruyne
18) The Brendan Rodgers award for the team that gets into a great position and chokes. - Leicester
19) Any random predictions you want to make - PSG will still not win anything because Poch can't defend