No real cock-related mishaps for me, the benefits of being a late bloomer I guess. Worst I could say was going down on a girl after a hall party at Uni and she had a stubbly fanny. Was like snogging Clint Eastwood after he'd eaten tuna.
Worst sexual experience I've witnessed - still at Uni, 3 years later, near the end of term and my mate and his bird (underage at the time) come and stay over. In flats at the time, and most of the others have left so quite a few empty flat. So, we hand out in my room watching Big Brother (first series, 2001) drinking (now it has to be added here that my mate DOESN'T drink, total soft lad), vodka and Red Bull and he was trying to match me (and his Mrs) drink for drink.
Anyway the pair of them disappear of for a bit, and time drags on and they don't return, so I go to find them - it's not a big flat, so I first look in the room next to mine to find the pair of them half clad him from the waist upwards, her from the waist downwards. She was straddled over him cover him with piss. Needless to say I exited quick sharpish! The worst thing of it was, that he then came into my room trying to say "it's not what you think" and he still had golden drops of liquid on his chin.
Don't we have a best sexual experience thread?! I could add loads to that! :mrgreen: