worst sexual experiance
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airjedijamie
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ok **** it i am sort of new on here but here we go
i was around 17 i had been going out with this girl from a posh school so i had been with here about a month so i went to her mum and dads house **** it was big swimming pool tennis court everything and was set near a farm so we went to this field on a hill and this is went it starts i was shagging this girl and just ended and we saw her dad and this farmer walking up the next field then they would be in the field we where in so i said lets get out of here so she went one way and i darted the other now this is when you cringe i did not think about it and still tring to do my trousers up saw her mum coming round the road so i jumped over this barb wire fence and did not feel anything at first and then oh **** there was blood everywhere so i was in pain and got back to my parents house and said to my dad what i was doing and he is very laid back about stuff so he took me to the hospital then had to see this nurse after she had had a good old poke around she turns to me and i was was what have i done she just look at me and said you have semi circumcised yourself yes it hurt like hell but almost 20 years on it does make me smile when my mate say tell the story and the amount of blokes that almost have tears in there eyes
i dont mind sharing this story
i was young and stupid
now i am just old and stupid
i was around 17 i had been going out with this girl from a posh school so i had been with here about a month so i went to her mum and dads house **** it was big swimming pool tennis court everything and was set near a farm so we went to this field on a hill and this is went it starts i was shagging this girl and just ended and we saw her dad and this farmer walking up the next field then they would be in the field we where in so i said lets get out of here so she went one way and i darted the other now this is when you cringe i did not think about it and still tring to do my trousers up saw her mum coming round the road so i jumped over this barb wire fence and did not feel anything at first and then oh **** there was blood everywhere so i was in pain and got back to my parents house and said to my dad what i was doing and he is very laid back about stuff so he took me to the hospital then had to see this nurse after she had had a good old poke around she turns to me and i was was what have i done she just look at me and said you have semi circumcised yourself yes it hurt like hell but almost 20 years on it does make me smile when my mate say tell the story and the amount of blokes that almost have tears in there eyes
i dont mind sharing this story
i was young and stupid
now i am just old and stupid
:lol: OOOOOOOOO I bet that ****in hurt!
Good effort on admitting that though.
FYI, I wouldn't worry about being "sort of new" no one really cares how long any one else has been on here, it's just a place to chat and hurl some abuse. Hell, occasionally someone even talks about SW.
airjedijamie
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cheers dude
e30318is
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Holy **** dude. That's unbelievable....I can't begin to image the pain of that. My brother in law was climbing a tree when he was a little boy, 7-8, and he slipped and caught himself on a branch- it pierced his knob and his thigh and he was hanging out of the tree off it. Turns out he has been very lucky and now has three daughters- at the time the docs said he stood no chance and would have all sorts of problems. As you can imagine. :shock:
Jukesy said:tiefighterboy said:Possibly the worst experience for a dog....................
He just realised it was another dog and not a bitch!! :mrgreen:
I just about pissed myself when I read this LOL. :lol:
Lee you should get some kind of medal for that Frothy experience with that Internet bird LOL. :mrgreen:
We have a saying here when you settle down to have a nice cold beer after a hard days work you refer to it as,
" Knocking the top off a frothy" ..........................................................................it will never have the same meaning for me again!
" Knocking the top off a frothy" ..........................................................................it will never have the same meaning for me again!
jabbawokkie
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jesus christ ,cant belive this thread is still bout . honestly this must be from 4 years ago .mines been deleted for legal reasons .crazy ex wives and all .dont collect nowadays but gonna have to get on here one night and talk crap with all the new blood .see you all soon
jabba
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Some funny **** on here, its good to know my worst isnt as bad as some.
For me though Id have to say my first time was the worst. She was ugly and had a fanny that would make a dolphine complain the smell of fish was making it sick (I didnt think Id care as long as I got rid of the V).
I remember wanting to scrub my knob with a brillo pad after more than the experiance. Thats why I drink spirits to block out the evil memories and flash backs.
For me though Id have to say my first time was the worst. She was ugly and had a fanny that would make a dolphine complain the smell of fish was making it sick (I didnt think Id care as long as I got rid of the V).
I remember wanting to scrub my knob with a brillo pad after more than the experiance. Thats why I drink spirits to block out the evil memories and flash backs.
browny
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Excellent thread jabba :lol:
Princess Leia Organa
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first time i seen a mans Willy i thought i was gonna be sick .
some funny stuff here and i thought all collectors was lacking in the sex department muhuhahaha :lol:
some funny stuff here and i thought all collectors was lacking in the sex department muhuhahaha :lol:
Princess Leia Organa
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jackabina said:
I still dont like them makes me feel ill especially when most dont even clean them selfs yuk yuk yuk .
