worst sexual experiance

[lee gray]

lol its not what you think.

 

[jackabina]

Generally speaking, I hate girls with masses of pubes. I was knocking this ginger bird once, but told her she had to trim up because she looked like she had Mick Hucknell in a leg lock......................very off putting!

 

[lee gray]

Did she dump you soon after

 

[sith-smith]

Being dumped is better than being dumped on.

Which is what a friend of mine was asked to do!! :shock:

 

[Grant]

Being dumped is better than being dumped on.

Which is what a friend of mine was asked to do!! :shock:

FFS !!! I just dont understand how ANYONE could get gratification or any kind of sexual satisfaction through taking a sh*t on someone else etc. LOL people are strange. :mrgreen:

Grant.

 

[sith-smith]

Hell yeah. they certainly are!

I just hope when my friend told me he said no, he was being honest! :?

 

[weasel]

My best mates' missus knows a couple who freely admit to being into that sort of thing.
I've never met them, and don't ****ing want to, but HOW do you go about suggesting that to a bird?

"'Ere luv, ya wudnt mind taking a shite on me wud ya!?"

And HOW do you get turned on by it? FFS i don't even like being in the same room as my own ass when i'm having a shite, and that thing tends to get flushed pretty sharpish, not rubbed all over myself/the bird i'm with.

That's almost as weird as collecting variants!

 

[sith-smith]

Almost....

That would be even worse to suggest to a bird! :lol:

 

[jackabina]

:roll: You lot are well boring! I'd better not tell you the 'twins and their mum' story just yet then :wink:

 

[sith-smith]

Were the twins brothers?

 

[weasel]

:lol: what Gary said!

 

[aussiejames]

'twins and their mum'

pictures or it didn't happen

 

[Richard_H]

It's Norfolk-of course it happened :lol:

 

[Grant]

Were the twins brothers?

Quality... Judging by some of the story's already composed in this thread I wouldnt be surprised if the twins were brothers LOL. :mrgreen:

One last post about Turd Lovers. First rule about Sh*t Club where people like to sh*t all of over each other should be ... (Don't talk about Sh*t Club). After writing this post tho I vaguely remember (one man one jar) being discussed many moons ago on this forum. Now it doesn't come much worse than that surely, well next to collecting variants LOL. :mrgreen:

 

[jackabina]

I promise it happened :wink: No pic's though sorry

 

[weasel]

One man one jar...............I think it had it's own thread.
Dunno what sick **** started that though! :wink:

 

[sith-smith]

One man one jar...............I think it had it's own thread.
Dunno what sick **** started that though! :wink:

It should have it's own website, well away from this one! :shock:

 

[Joe]

One man one jar...............I think it had it's own thread.
Dunno what sick **** started that though! :wink:

I have never watched it, nor am I going to, but I remember googling it after you posted here about it to try and "read" what happened without my eyes ever witnessing the actual video and I came across a thread on another forum with a bunch of blokes (much like us I would imagine minus the Star Wars) all goading each other into watching that and the "one man one screwdriver" one and then later posting to warn others never to click on the link no matter how curious, the mental scars of such videos are muchhhhh worse than anything you witness in the films!

Sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick

 

[sith-smith]

This thread is now my worst sexual experience!! :?

 

[weasel]

One man one jar...............I think it had it's own thread.
Dunno what sick **** started that though! :wink:

I have never watched it, nor am I going to, but I remember googling it after you posted here about it to try and "read" what happened without my eyes ever witnessing the actual video and I came across a thread on another forum with a bunch of blokes (much like us I would imagine minus the Star Wars) all goading each other into watching that and the "one man one screwdriver" one and then later posting to warn others never to click on the link no matter how curious, the mental scars of such videos are muchhhhh worse than anything you witness in the films!

Sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick

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