worst sexual experiance

[Grant]

Questions have to be asked how anyone could even stumble across (one man one jar) without already browsing arguably some of the worst content on the Internet LOL !!!. Id rather stick forks in my eyes personally than watch sh*t like that BUT it takes all sorts I suppose... LOL. Lets just agree to never mention (one man one jar) ever again, it must go way beyond anyones worst sexual experience LOL.

Grant. 8)

 

[e30318is]

I pulled a girl a few months ago- we were getting down to "business" on her mates sofa. Halfway through I heard the dog stirring in the room next door, he proceeded to walk into the room and sit and watch for a few minutes. We laughed it off and carried on. A few minutes later I heard squelching noises... I looked again and to my horror I witnessed the dog sucking itself off. He went the whole way and merily struted back out of the room and went to sleep!!
To say it was a passion killer would be an understatement!

 

[Grant_C]

:shock: :lol:

 

[e30318is]

For what it's worth the dog was called "Butch" :lol:

 

[Joe]

Way to make a comeback Ed! LOL

 

[e30318is]

:lol: cheers Joe!! This isn't my only contribution of today- I've posted a mini limelight too :wink:

 

[weasel]

Way to make a comeback Ed! LOL

 

[itfciain]

Brilliant - least it didn't try and join in !

 

[BlueDog]

:lol: :lol: Way to introduce yourself to the newer members Ed :lol:

 

[e30318is]

:lol: :lol: Way to introduce yourself to the newer members Ed :lol:

Haha!! Good point :lol: might make for a humorous cartoon :wink:

 

[e30318is]

Holy smokes! Just seen your thread in the sales section! Amazing work! I still adore that card dude!

 

[Joe]

Brilliant - least it didn't try and join in !

LOL!

When I first read the post I was thinking "please don't let him say he suddenly felt some movement from behind him and all of a sudden "Butch" made his presence known!!"

 

[BlueDog]

:lol: :lol: cheers mate but there are some things I aint drawing....................and that's one of them !! :lol: :lol:

 

[itfciain]

:lol: :lol: cheers mate but there are some things I aint drawing....................and that's one of them !! :lol: :lol:

Ha ha - that would be amazing - Ed getting it on with Leia whilst Darth Butch chokes the wookie

 

[e30318is]

Haha that's brilliant Iain!!!

It was a odd situation, made slightly worse by the content look on Butches' face...

 

[Joe]

Good thing he didn't think you were serving his owner a Walls sausage!

 

[Richard_H]

Haha that's just reminded me of a mate's story. His lass was on top of him when we felt something different in his groin area. After 30 secs or so he asked her watch she was doing as it felt nice. She was puzzled and said nothing different. He craned his neck and noticed his dog was licking his bollocks!

 

[aussiejames]

I'm sure I've said it before- the rasping tongue of a cat is the goodness :lol:
so I've heard

 

[jackabina]

Rich, what the **** do you mean 'we felt something different in his groin area'??
Kinky little sod!

 

[jackabina]

Anyway, is it so weird wrapping big jim in bacon and letting Rover loose? :|