Personal problem - can you help chaps...

[Anonymous]

I have never written about this before but i really need your advice.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating. The usual signs: phone rings and if i answer it the caller hangs up. going out with the girls a lot & when i ask their names it's " you don't know them ". I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall sleep .
Anyway last night I decided to finally check on her around midnight I hid in the garage behind my motorbike so as to get a good view of the whole street when she came home from her night out with the girls.
When she got out of the car buttoning her blouse which was open and took her pants out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment as I crouched behind my motorbike I noticed it - a hairline crack where the fairing meets the tank.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer ?

 

[aussiejames]

:lol: Solution: supa glue the crack( this fix should work on both problems :lol: )

 

[jangofettish]

Anyway last night I decided to finally check on her around midnight I hid in the garage behind my motorbike so as to get a good view of the whole street when she came home from her night out with the girls.
When she got out of the car buttoning her blouse which was open and took her pants out of her purse and slipped them on.

really.......... if this is the case and you want to know the truth then there are a few things i would do, firstly i would get a mate (preferably someone she doesnt know) to hit on her next time shes out and see what she does.... or hire a P.I or just confront her....

either way i would be rubbing chillis in her knickers... :evil:

 

[Joe]

You had me there Bez! I was thinking poor bloke! :lol: Cracking (literally) :lol:

 

[Capetown]

really.......... if this is the case and you want to know the truth then there are a few things i would do, firstly i would get a mate (preferably someone she doesnt know) to hit on her next time shes out and see what she does.... or hire a P.I or just confront her....

either way i would be rubbing chillis in her knickers... :evil:

Always read until the end. :lol:

 

[Tank1252]

lol James. Good answer.
:lol:

 

[jangofettish]

i had just woke up.........



wankers :lol:

 

[burnsy]

That made me laugh this morning mate, nice one 8)

 

[Ron]

I have never written about this before but i really need your advice.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating. The usual signs: phone rings and if i answer it the caller hangs up. going out with the girls a lot & when i ask their names it's " you don't know them ". I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall sleep .
Anyway last night I decided to finally check on her around midnight I hid in the garage behind my motorbike so as to get a good view of the whole street when she came home from her night out with the girls.
When she got out of the car buttoning her blouse which was open and took her pants out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment as I crouched behind my motorbike I noticed it - a hairline crack where the fairing meets the tank.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer ?

LOL made me laugh

 

[Grant]

Quite good. I thought myself that with your wife possibly cheating and you having a busted bike that life couldnt get much worse but Im happy to have notice your taking the piss. I was going to suggest euthanasia for the bird and I was going to recommend a good bike specialist to get the fairing fixed. :wink:

Grant. 8) :lol:

 

[jaymassive619]

Good one Del :lol:

 

[Dom]

Hilarious!!!!!

I believed it all until I got to the punch line.

 

[weasel]

:lol: Solution: supa glue the crack( this fix should work on both problems :lol: )

Nice! 8)