I live in New Zealand so where do I start? Here are just a few... (apologies in advance to any Kiwis here
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People that say "if you don't like it here why don't you go back to the UK?" Because the wages here are so ****ing **** and everything you buy is such a rip off including flights and removals that coming here is a one-way ticket unless you win the lottery.
The NZ lottery... costs $14 (7 quid) and you win $1.5m jackpot on average, and 3 numbers gets you **** all, you have to get 4 numbers to win anything. Tight-arsed cunts.
The Inand Revenue. Cunts. They've ****ed me over good and proper the last 6 years.
The fact that they are 2 years behind when it comes to home technology, and once it does arrive you pay through the ****ing nose for it.
The ****ing **** TV channels (apart from Sky Sport, where EVERY premier league game gets shown).
Having to pay 20 quid a time to see my ****ing doctor.
Paying a fiver for a pint of cold piss.
Having two choices when it comes to buying stuff - generic cheap Chinese **** or pay extortionate amounts for quality.
The fact that Kiwis claim they invented everything. Upside-down ketchup bottles is the latest one, FFS.
Apart from that its a great place and my new missus is from here so it's not all bad :lol:
