You know what really grinds my gears? lifes little rants!

I mean this sort of fat........

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Or Honey Boo Boo's mum fat.
 
Honey Boo Boo is possibly the worst most ingnorant show to come out of the States. These would be our version of your worst case senario Gypsys. People who watch show are known to have their IQ drop in half in the first 15 minutes.
 
Norwegian customs, norwegian mail carrier, norwegian prices, norwegian taxes, norwegian roads, norwegian girls.....
Yeah I'm moving from this country.
 
Religion.

Ugrades.

Refering to a team that you support as 'we'.

Hypocracy.

Nationalism.

Sitting on angry bikers.
 
I tell you what gives me the ****ing hump...

1 - Cunts that brag about how much money they earned this month :roll: :roll: :roll:
2 - Ginger pubes :evil:
3 - Pricks who dont hold doors open
4 - David cameron's ****ing huge forehead,love to slap that :)
5 - Nan's really weak,milky tea...
6 - X factor and all other reality TV
7 - Ebay
8 - Twisted metal having arms the size of a child but bottling it over an arm wrestle with me :lol: :lol:
9 - That **** on "toyhunter"
10 - Cricket
 
Brilliant game!

It's ruddy complicated I'll give you that but it beats the gay-fest that is rugby.

"Daaaahhh, I get da ball and I run toward dat line"
"Here, his top is different to mine............he's on da ofer team, i better grab him and hold on tight"
 
browny said:
weasel said:
browny said:
10 - Cricket


That's a ****ing great game!



****ing cricket,no **** understands it and whoever invented it needs their head cracked :lol: :lol:

Cricket rules made simple.......

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

Simples :)
 
tiefighterboy said:
14 year old girls who I can not just seem to let go of that pimp my toys which causes me to use double talk and offer free beers to people I do not know.


Um ...I understand the individual words but that's about it :?
 
mumbo said:
Cricket rules made simple.......

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

Simples :)

I understood Cricket up until i read this post :?
 
cricket is a great game!
****ing sat navs! 'left turn ahead.... 3 seconds later turn left.... and again..turn left....... :evil: ...i heard you the first time you stupid piece of crap
 
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