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Badly poured Guinness. It's expensive yet almost invariably bar staff can't make a decent effort of producing a nice pint that's not half foamy ice cream. Morons who can't be bothered to get better at thier job.

The phrase 'bear with me'. Arrrrgh. Grrrr! Run! A bear! It's customer service (pah!) talk that's supposed to mean 'one moment please' but instead means having to grit your teeth while yet another inept idiot,who isn't capable of performing thier work efficiently, has to go away or put you on hold in order to ask a superior how to do something they should know already. My wife and I had lunch in town last weekend, I heard 'bear with me' dozens of times. Quit it.

Lastly, a seemingly small matter, but one that bugs the living hell out of me. I pay in cash for everything I can, yet cash handling skills are evaporating. When I recieve my change, 9 times out of 10 the order I get my transaction back into my hand is - receipt, note(s), coins. The result is an unweildy parcel that requires me to put my purchase down to untangle and try not to spill the whole lot onto the floor. It's because people can't do basic mental arithmatic, so look at the till and pick the big numbers first, making it easier for them to handle in one go, but very awkward for the customer. On the nowadays rare occasion that a smart shopkeeper places into my hand (and counts as they go), first the coins, then the notes and finally offer a receipt, it is a little courtesy that makes me rejoice.

Hmm, I think what grinds my gears is bollocks service when I'm paying for something. Aah, feel a bit better for getting that off my chest!
 
ha ha - this thread is slowly turning into an episode of 'Grumpy Old Men'
 
14 year old girls who I can not just seem to let go of that pimp my toys which causes me to use double talk and offer free beers to people I do not know.
 
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weasel said:
aussiejames said:
Unhandicapped people that park in disabled parking bays **** me to tears.

I do this all the time.
:shock: You have obviously never cared for someone in a wheelchair- it is impossible to get them in & out of a car in a 'normal' bay. I'd handicap your car :lol: And you being unhandicapped is disputable :P :D
 
:lol:

In my defence, of sorts, I rarely venture into town to shop. I do it all online cos i'm lazy and anti-social. So the times I do park are few and far between, and normally it's for 2 mins while I walk in and buy a paper.
Seriously though, round here 99.9% of the people who park in disabled bays, those who have the relevant blue badge given to 'disabled' people, are ALL fat. Being fat IS NOT A DISABILITY!


PS, I HATE FAT PEOPLE!
 
Honey Boo Boo is possibly the worst most ingnorant show to come out of the States. These would be our version of your worst case senario Gypsys. People who watch show are known to have their IQ drop in half in the first 15 minutes.
 
Norwegian customs, norwegian mail carrier, norwegian prices, norwegian taxes, norwegian roads, norwegian girls.....
Yeah I'm moving from this country.
 
tundra9 said:
Norwegian customs, norwegian mail carrier, norwegian prices, norwegian taxes, norwegian roads, norwegian girls.....
Yeah I'm moving from this country.

I hear there is now an opening at the Vatican.
 
I tell you what gives me the ******* hump...

1 - ***** that brag about how much money they earned this month :roll: :roll: :roll:
2 - Ginger pubes :evil:
3 - Pricks who dont hold doors open
4 - David cameron's ******* huge forehead,love to slap that :)
5 - Nan's really weak,milky tea...
6 - X factor and all other reality TV
7 - Ebay
8 - Twisted metal having arms the size of a child but bottling it over an arm wrestle with me :lol: :lol:
9 - That **** on "toyhunter"
10 - Cricket
 
Brilliant game!

It's ruddy complicated I'll give you that but it beats the gay-fest that is rugby.

"Daaaahhh, I get da ball and I run toward dat line"
"Here, his top is different to mine............he's on da ofer team, i better grab him and hold on tight"
 
browny said:
weasel said:
browny said:
10 - Cricket


That's a ******* great game!



******* cricket,no **** understands it and whoever invented it needs their head cracked :lol: :lol:

Cricket rules made simple.......

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

Simples :)
 
tiefighterboy said:
14 year old girls who I can not just seem to let go of that pimp my toys which causes me to use double talk and offer free beers to people I do not know.


Um ...I understand the individual words but that's about it :?
 
mumbo said:
Cricket rules made simple.......

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

Simples :)

I understood Cricket up until i read this post :?
 
cricket is a great game!
******* sat navs! 'left turn ahead.... 3 seconds later turn left.... and again..turn left....... :evil: ...i heard you the first time you stupid piece of crap
 
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