You know what really grinds my gears? lifes little rants!

Get yourself up mount doom and find that ring, that's a collectible

Life's what you make it, and **** only gets you down if you let it

Have a look at your collection so far, put your fett helmet on an smile :D
 
rob71 said:
I live in New Zealand so where do I start? Here are just a few... (apologies in advance to any Kiwis here :D )

People that say "if you don't like it here why don't you go back to the UK?" Because the wages here are so ****ing **** and everything you buy is such a rip off including flights and removals that coming here is a one-way ticket unless you win the lottery.

The NZ lottery... costs $14 (7 quid) and you win $1.5m jackpot on average, and 3 numbers gets you **** all, you have to get 4 numbers to win anything. Tight-arsed cunts.

The Inand Revenue. Cunts. They've ****ed me over good and proper the last 6 years.

The fact that they are 2 years behind when it comes to home technology, and once it does arrive you pay through the ****ing nose for it.

The ****ing **** TV channels (apart from Sky Sport, where EVERY premier league game gets shown).

Having to pay 20 quid a time to see my ****ing doctor.

Paying a fiver for a pint of cold piss.

Having two choices when it comes to buying stuff - generic cheap Chinese **** or pay extortionate amounts for quality.

The fact that Kiwis claim they invented everything. Upside-down ketchup bottles is the latest one, FFS.

Apart from that its a great place and my new missus is from here so it's not all bad :lol:

That's exactly what this thread is for :lol:
 
tiefighterboy said:
the price of gas
Fake people
PC People
Hipsters
Hippies
Crusty People
Clowns
Ass kissers
Yuppies
Emo punks
Art fags

Ok so what's wrong with mannequins eh? And what have you got against IT guys? Surely hippies and crusty people are the same thing, and if someone has a love of donkey's so what, leave em to it :)

Edit, meant donkey's not snakes :oops:
 
tiefighterboy said:
the price of gas
Fake people
PC People
Hipsters
Hippies
Crusty People
Clowns
Ass kissers
Yuppies
Emo punks
Art fags

How about hipster clowns?

dipster-hipster-065.jpg
 
Ugrading
Asda (shoppers and staff are all mongs)
Cous Cous (wife loves it, tastes like a hamsters cage)
Lazy benefit ****s (those that never have had a job and never intend to)
One armed woman on cbeebies
Gary Neville
Adrian Chiles
Andy Townsend
Cyclists riding double file
I phone battery life
Over cooked steak
Under cooked bacon
Spitting (really is my biggest pet hate)
Youths trousers by their knees (get a belt you scruffy dicks)
Gangs of youths (12 year olds in groups of twenty in towns past midnight, where your parents)
BO (up there with spitting, have a wash and take some pride)
Joey Essex
Big Brother
Wasps (especially in my van)
Greedy government
Petrol prices
Food prices
Colds
Headaches
Queues
Self serve tills that never work
Carrier bags I can never open
Cheap meat
Hookers wearing plasters
Maggots
Alarm going off at 530 weekdays
Boy deciding to get up at 530 at weekends
Slow swimmers in the fast lane at swimming pools
Mobility scooters on the road
The rain
Chaffing
Power cuts and dealing with the defrosted freezer
eBay sellers (1in 3 are useless ****ers)
Bad backs
Cutting my big toe nail
Restless nights
Ice cream vans not always stocking oyster Ice creams
Duncan bannatyne
Alesha Dixon
Piers Morgan
Daily Mail
England FC (shatter my dreams every two years)
No win no fee
Random mums wanting to chat in the nursery queue
Old school pupils adding me on Facebook (I never spoke to you in five years at school, why do you think I want to be mates twenty years later)
Women driving whilst on mobile phones
Lying
School reunions (pointless)
Fishing (waste of life)

I could go on but I really dislike moaners
 
I grind my own gears when I hear a horrible crunch, the second I accidentally tread on a snail when gardening.
Literally crushing. It happened twice yesterday.
I'm so sorry snails, I didn't see you there :cry:
 
KPI s
Middle management structures populated by handbook practitioners
The term "Blue Sky Thinking!"
Call centres
Management general arse covering
 
Boba Skinner said:
Youths trousers by their knees (get a belt you scruffy dicks)


That originated in jails in America (I think). Prisoners used it as a way of indicating they were prepared to trade sex for cigarettes or drugs. Apparently advertising you'll take up the ass or you'll suck cock for a cigarette is cool! :shock: :?
 
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