Urban Dictionary: What does your username mean?

[JuniorChubb]

Ever wondered what your username means or how others interperet it?

Thanks to Pete posting in another thread I started playing around with Urban Dictionary and had some good results with SWFUK usernames. Try typing your username (or part of it) into http://www.urbandictionary.com and post your results here...

Done this with friends at work and the results are great.

You don't have to go with the number one answer, but its usually the best :lol: :lol:

There is an embarrassing result for everyone in this game

 

[JuniorChubb]

Might as well get the ball rolling...

Chubb:
When ur dick gets semi-hard, not hard enough to stiff up but enough to beef it up
Man I sat behind this chick at class today, just staring at the back of her head gave me a chubb.


Junior
An awesome person, usually praised for no particular reason. Is a man of great sex often surrounded by girls who want to get some. Junior's are often athletic and kind.

or...

junior
A freshly bleached asshole. Clean and breathtaking, but still just an asshole.
My wife came home from the spa, bent over, and showed me her junior.

Anyone want to go next?

 

[tundra9]

junior
A freshly bleached asshole. Clean and breathtaking, but still just an asshole.
My wife came home from the spa, bent over, and showed me her junior.

Anyone want to go next?

Hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


No fun on the first for me though...but it got better! :lol: :lol:
1.tundra
A treeless area between the icecap and the tree line of Arctic regions, having a permanently frozen subsoil and supporting low-growing vegetation such as lichens, mosses, and stunted shrubs.
2.Tundra
Perma-stoned. When you are always high.
Dude I smoked a lot of dank week I'm tundra.
3.Tundra
HUGE FAT PERSON!!!! used as a nickname for somone fat.
What's up Tundra!

 

[JuniorChubb]

Glad you liked it, espicially being perma-stoned and fat, whats up Tundra!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did you see the ice cold and bipolar definition too? :lol:

There are a couple of names on SWFUK that give up good results, we just need to tempt them into this thread...

 

[tundra9]

Ooo, there were more, didn't catch that...
Icy cold and bi-polar, guess I've been called worse.... :lol: :lol:

I see you left out your forceful ejaculation.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[aussiejames]

I see you left out your forceful ejaculation

quote for the day :lol:

 

[jackabina]

Might as well get the ball rolling...

Chubb:
When ur dick gets semi-hard, not hard enough to stiff up but enough to beef it up
Man I sat behind this chick at class today, just staring at the back of her head gave me a chubb.


Junior
An awesome person, usually praised for no particular reason. Is a man of great sex often surrounded by girls who want to get some. Junior's are often athletic and kind.

or...

junior
A freshly bleached asshole. Clean and breathtaking, but still just an asshole.
My wife came home from the spa, bent over, and showed me her junior.

Anyone want to go next?

Brilliant!. A sex machine who cant get a hard on :lol: :lol:

 

[poncho]

poncho has many meanings on this site ,these i found amusing


''When you are having sex and you put your cock and balls completely inside the girls vagina like a poncho protecting you from the rain'' 8)

''A shitty ass mexican blanket with a hole'' :lol:

 

[JuniorChubb]

poncho has many meanings on this site ,these i found amusing


''When you are having sex and you put your cock and balls completely inside the girls vagina like a poncho protecting you from the rain'' 8)

''A shitty ass mexican blanket with a hole'' :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[weasel]

Apparently, I'm a ****!


1. Weasel - Shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment.

2. Weasel - A cunning, sneaky person. On internet forums they are often a liar, fake or poser. Will try to extract information from you to share with others and / or use it against you. Uses shiftiness to evade an obligation, commitment or duty. They will make promises then renege on them. 'Weasel' is very often followed by 'out' as in 'weasel out'.

3. Weasel - a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught

 

[JuniorChubb]

Apparently, I'm a ****!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[CRAZYHAZY]

CRAZY

. Often misinterpreted as a bad characteristic, crazy is used to describe people that are random, hyper, creative, and flat out fun to hang with.(adj.)

2. Used to describe someone with serious mental issues that often effect their interaction with other people. (adj.)

Example 2
After the police finally caught up with her, she was tranquilized and admitted to the mental hospital. Friends of the victims said they always suspected she was crazy.

HHMMMMM.......


hazy

how you feel after you have smoked a fat blunt of marijuana or it is the cloud of smoke that appears in the room after you have smoked a fat blunt of marijuana...

Dang, that erf got me feelin' kinda hazy...

The room kinda hazy, we betta dip for the boyz come!

OR

the look on a guy's face after you give him head. or during, ok. but the glazzed over eyes and is ususal followed by an "i love you" or some bs like that.

omg you sooo should have seen him last night he was so hazy he was like, "i love you." and ppshhhh you knoW i didnt believe it

 

[Richard_H]

cc4rhu - greatest lover on the planet. ( Although it says undefined yet.)

And my name comes up with this...

Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy.

That's a fair assessment :lol:

 

[.Q.]

Hahaha, gonna remember 'The Poncho', reminds me of 'onioning', a saucy act which involves lifting up a ladies' long skirt or dress then tying it in a knot above her head.

Typing in Q into the search box, the first word that it suggests is Queef! Best from the definitions -

Gayest letter of the alphabet. pretty much an O with a jazz hand.

I'll **** you later. Used with "X" (Kiss) and "O" (Hug) at the end of a letter, card, or conversation with your ****buddy. Derived from how the captial letter "Q" looks.Later, XX OO QQ

A ghetto G.

 

[JuniorChubb]

Gayest letter of the alphabet. pretty much an O with a jazz hand.

:lol: :lol: Lol, gayest letter of the alphabet :lol: :lol:

Never heard a Q being described like that.

We got to get Soren and Gowdy on here next...

 

[Caswellbot]

Heres a good one! 8)

Caswell

"to interact sexually with a female who is larger than ones self."

In context: HEY! that guy just ****ed a caswell!

 

[steesh]

This is class loving Q being the gayest word in the alphabet. Appeals to my childish un PC sense of humour :lol:

Steesh: A thick fluffy moustache
Burt reynolds has a wicked steesh

Steesh: Just another word for plain old cocaine.
Hey Hey chubbs let's got get some steesh and bang up them rails.

Steesh: Scottish word meaning something amazing class **** hot
Luke " Like ma new landspeeder"
Han "its a Steesh mate"

Obviously the third is the true meaning. 8)

 

[Frunkstar]

Frunk

The act of being ****ing drunk; Drinking too much to the point of blacking out; Texting ex girlfriends saying you would want to **** them instead of other girls while being drunk;

Got my number :lol:

 

[JuniorChubb]

Love it guys...

I grew a steesh and pulled a caswell, she was so fat I dumped her got a new bird but got drunk and frunked the caswell..

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[David Tree]

David
A man who is above all men. He reads the Urban Dictionary definitions and laughs at them. Some are accurate, some are not. Davids exude confidence. Qualities to look for in a David are tallness, excellent brown hair, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, Marvel Comics titles (Spectacular, Amazing, Astonishing, etc.). A David can laugh in the face of danger. A David has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he's saving. Davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. Evildoers beware, because there just might be a David right behind you.
David drives 60 miles down the highway. Tim drives 60 miles down the highway going in the opposite direction. They meet and high-five. To keep the universe balanced a hole is torn to the peanut butter dimension and there is an explosion of peanut buttery epicness.

David

Best lover, this guy really knows how to show a woman a good time. David is the adonis of the male world, he's the alpha male, the main man. This man is a million times better than any Adrian. Every girl should have a David, they wont go back once they have had a piece of David
That guy with all those women must be a David

David
Sexiest man alive; knows how to cheer a girl up when they are having a bad day; can make you laugh at everything; serious but also can be wild and crazy; always wants what is best for the people he cares about most; gets along with almost everyone; is not afraid to be himself; is the sweetest man you will ever meet, you'll love him to pieces as soon as you meet him.
He's a David