Premier League predictions 2025-26

[weasel]

As requested time for the annual, 'make yourself look like a dick come May' thread.

1) Who wins the league?
2) Who comes second?
3) The other two (or three) CL qualifiers, in order.
4) The three sides relegated from the PL.
5) Team that massively exceeds expectations.
6) The team that manages to be worse than shite, despite having a solid squad
7) Top scorer in PL
8) Top assister in PL
9) First manager sacked.
10) FAC winner
11) Worthless Cup winner
12) CL winner
13) CL runner up
14) EL winner
15) UEFA Conference winner
16) The signing of the summer
17) The biggest waste of money of the summer
18) Last team to lose a game
19) Last team to win a game (please be Utd)
20) Random predictions.

 

[weasel]

Season starts next friday night. The Charity shield and Super Cup (good luck Spuds…..you'll ****ing need it) don't count, but try and get predictions in before then.

 

[theforceuk]

Charity shield definitely doesn't count this year.

 

[weasel]

Two extra questions added

 

[lejackal]

Charity shield definitely doesn't count this year.

Absolutely does if the answer is Palace

 

[lejackal]

@weasel - last team to win, ie Man U win their last match in round 29 etc etc

 

[theforceuk]

I'm going in early this year.
1) Who wins the league? Arsenal
2) Who comes second? Liverpool
3) The other two (or three) CL qualifiers, in order. Chelsea, Man City
4) The three sides relegated from the PL. Bournemouth, Sunderland and Burnley
5) Team that massively exceeds expectations. Leeds Utd
6) The team that manages to be worse than shite, despite having a solid squad Newcastle Utd
7) Top scorer in PL Sala
8) Top assister in PL Saka
9) First manager sacked. Regis Le Bris
10) FAC winner Liverpool
11) Worthless Cup winner Chelsea
12) CL winner PSG
13) CL runner up Chelsea
14) EL winner Aston Villa
15) UEFA Conference winner Anderlecht
16) The signing of the summer Viktor Gyökeres
17) The biggest waste of money of the summer Elanga
18) Last team to lose a game Man City
19) Last team to win a game (please be Utd) Burnley
20) Random predictions. Pep quits or gets sacked.