Premier League 2019/2020 Thread
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Bergkamp was a player and a half, one of the women Tevez was seeing was a model.
Good team that golden oldy one [mention]lejackal[/mention] .
Good team that golden oldy one [mention]lejackal[/mention] .
Spanish Eleven.....that midfield is a managers wet dream.
DDG (Just, over Reina)
Arbeloa
Azpuelecueta
Bellerin
Mata
Silva
Fabregas
Alonso
Cazorla
Torres
Diego Costa
Honourable mentions for Pedro, Pique (excused cos he was less than a squad player at Utd), Luis Garcia, Herera, Mendieta, and Morientes.
Dishonourable mention to Adrian and Aspas...****ing muppets
Should never be allowed to call himself a football......Moreno
DDG (Just, over Reina)
Arbeloa
Azpuelecueta
Bellerin
Mata
Silva
Fabregas
Alonso
Cazorla
Torres
Diego Costa
Honourable mentions for Pedro, Pique (excused cos he was less than a squad player at Utd), Luis Garcia, Herera, Mendieta, and Morientes.
Dishonourable mention to Adrian and Aspas...****ing muppets
Should never be allowed to call himself a football......Moreno
Portugal's best
Rui Patricio
Carvalho
Bosingwa
Ferreira
Fonte
Deco
Diogo Jota
Bernardo Silva
Raul Meireles
Nani
Ruben Neves
I definitely haven't missed any one who was worth talking about at all. Any who are missing are either shite, or played for insignificant clubs from shity wee football back waters :wink:
Rui Patricio
Carvalho
Bosingwa
Ferreira
Fonte
Deco
Diogo Jota
Bernardo Silva
Raul Meireles
Nani
Ruben Neves
I definitely haven't missed any one who was worth talking about at all. Any who are missing are either shite, or played for insignificant clubs from shity wee football back waters :wink:
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weasel said:
No defo got everyone their! :lol:
Ignoring the obvious omission, that is a surprisingly pish Portuguese side.
How about an eleven of wasted talent, be it players who never became as good as everyone expected, careers ruined by injury, or by the player being a moron.
Chris Kirkland (injury)
Woodgate (injury)
King (injury)
Rob Jones (injury)
Bentley (idiot)
Lingard (Instagram)
Wilshire (injury/idiot)
Pogba (wanker)
Lee Sharpe (wanker)
Michael Johnson (injury/idiot)
Stan Collymore (wanker)
How about an eleven of wasted talent, be it players who never became as good as everyone expected, careers ruined by injury, or by the player being a moron.
Chris Kirkland (injury)
Woodgate (injury)
King (injury)
Rob Jones (injury)
Bentley (idiot)
Lingard (Instagram)
Wilshire (injury/idiot)
Pogba (wanker)
Lee Sharpe (wanker)
Michael Johnson (injury/idiot)
Stan Collymore (wanker)
lejackal said:
He would make the team, but he got injured getting changed pre match.
Just realised we missed Avram Grant from the playboy team. He of the multiple super injunctions stopping papers telling everyone about him being caught using prostitutes (with a face like his and aged 102 no woman wud voluntarily shag him). He was caught over and over and over again.
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weasel said:
Lee Sharpe (wanker/cocaine)
Ravel Morrison (wanker)
Utter, utter waste of a huge talent :roll: SAF said he was just about the best player to come through the Man U academy in the Premier era. Given a second chance at West Ham, briefly started to shine, but clearly preferred hanging out with his gangster mates than going to training.
Utter, utter waste of a huge talent :roll: SAF said he was just about the best player to come through the Man U academy in the Premier era. Given a second chance at West Ham, briefly started to shine, but clearly preferred hanging out with his gangster mates than going to training.
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Cazza said:
Yes agreed, what a shame!
Yeah, he's even played in Mexico and for Lazio!
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Cazza said:
Bloody hell Mexico! Surely the U.S or China will have him!
How about an over rated PL 11.
I'm struggling to get to 11 off the top of my head. I'll start us off with two though.
Cantona, Captain. (See my previous rants about the over rated surrender monkey)
Beckham. Don't get me wrong, he was a very good PL player, but no more. The definition of a one trick pony. He could whip in a great cross. That's it. Yet the media, mainly the English media, ****ing loved him. He was the second coming. That free kick he scored against Greece to get England to Euro 2000 (?) summed his whole career up. One great free, yup fair dos. But no one seemed to notice the fact it was his 9th of the game (yes, I counted) and every other one went wide. The last person to be so selfish and so **** at free kicks plays for Juventus. Added to that every time Greece attacked Gary Neville was getting spit roasted cos golden balls was away off trying to play CM and not bothering to do anything on the right hand side where he was meant to be. But he scored 1 free kick so he is "world class". Jog on.
Two spots down, 9 to go. Over to you boys.
Ohh and I don't have a grudge against Utd legends, I just think those two get far far more credit than they deserve.
I'm struggling to get to 11 off the top of my head. I'll start us off with two though.
Cantona, Captain. (See my previous rants about the over rated surrender monkey)
Beckham. Don't get me wrong, he was a very good PL player, but no more. The definition of a one trick pony. He could whip in a great cross. That's it. Yet the media, mainly the English media, ****ing loved him. He was the second coming. That free kick he scored against Greece to get England to Euro 2000 (?) summed his whole career up. One great free, yup fair dos. But no one seemed to notice the fact it was his 9th of the game (yes, I counted) and every other one went wide. The last person to be so selfish and so **** at free kicks plays for Juventus. Added to that every time Greece attacked Gary Neville was getting spit roasted cos golden balls was away off trying to play CM and not bothering to do anything on the right hand side where he was meant to be. But he scored 1 free kick so he is "world class". Jog on.
Two spots down, 9 to go. Over to you boys.
Ohh and I don't have a grudge against Utd legends, I just think those two get far far more credit than they deserve.
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lejackal said:
Bit of both I think, also he's lost that pace he had in his early 20's. Lost it in his mid 20's I think.
