Premier League 2019/2020 Thread

[weasel]

Spurs 11, 4-4-2

Robinson

Carr
King
Mabbutt
Assou-Ekotto

Anderton
Modric
Eriksen
Bale

Klinsmann
Kane

Hard to argue with a few if them, King, Mabbutt, Bale, Eriksen and the forwards. I might be tempted to go 3 at the back and play Judas Campbell. Then add VDV.
Keeper is a tough one. Spurs are a but like Pool, theyhave had a lot of keepers who are 'pretty good' but who will then drop a massive bollock. Keller, Friedel, Robinson and Lloris. Thiugh in general Spuds have had better keepers than Pool.

 

[weasel]

What about a South American PL all time 11?
Or a Spuds all time 11? Obviously Danny Rose has to captain it, just for Edd.

@edd_jedi

Danny Rose

Danny Rose
Danny Rose
Danny Rose
Danny Rose

Danny Rose
Danny Rose
Danny Rose
Danny Rose

Danny Rose
Danny Rose

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Edd'll behaving nightmares about a team of Danny Rose's

 

[weasel]

South American 11. Playing the regulation 2-2-3-3 formation. A bit like the Dutch, great going forward, but ehh unlike the Dutch, shite at the back.

Ederson

Luiz
Zabaleta

Fernandinho
Mascherano

Sanchez
Coutinho
Juninho

Aguero
Suarez
Tevez

Honorary mentions, Asprilla, Crespo, Veron, Luas, Oscar, Otamendi, Poyet, Solano, Willian, Valencia and more.

 

[Stuart Skinner]

South American 11. Playing the regulation 2-2-3-3 formation. A bit like the Dutch, great going forward, but ehh unlike the Dutch, shite at the back.

Ederson

Luiz
Zabaleta

Fernandinho
Mascherano

Sanchez
Coutinho
Juninho

Aguero
Suarez
Tevez

Honorary mentions, Asprilla, Crespo, Veron, Luas, Oscar, Otamendi, Poyet, Solano, Willian, Valencia and more.

No honourable mention for Bobby?

 

[weasel]

****, how did I forget Bobby. I'm ashamed

**** Luiz out of the team, zabaleta can defend on his own. :lol:

 

[lejackal]

Best teenage PL team
I've tried to do good as a teenager and then still good later, goalkeeper was tough as most don't debut until their 20's

Hart

Alexander-Arnold
Terry
Stones
Cole

Bale
Fabregas
Sterling

Owen
Anelka
Rooney

 

[weasel]

Jail birds 11 (some crimes pre date their time in PL) no keepers that I can think of or find.

Tony Adams (Drink driving)
Joey Barton (Assault AND Assault occasioning ABH)
Adam Johnson (Eehhh Child sex offences)
Jermaine Pennant (Drink driving)
Lee Hughes (Causing death by dangerous driving and leaving the scene)
Duncan Ferguson (Assault)
Marlon King (Assault, groping AND dangerous driving)
Eric Cantona (being French and **** ohh kicking a Palace fan)
Troy Deeney (beating up students)
Nile Ranger (Fraud)
Patrick Kluivert (Causing death by dangerous driving)

Manager Graham Rix (child sex offences)

Honorary mention, Ian Wright and Stig Toftig.

 

[lejackal]

Jail birds 11 (some crimes pre date their time in PL) no keepers that I can think of or find.

Tony Adams (Drink driving)
Joey Barton (Assault AND Assault occasioning ABH)
Adam Johnson (Eehhh Child sex offences)
Jermaine Pennant (Drink driving)
Lee Hughes (Causing death by dangerous driving and leaving the scene)
Duncan Ferguson (Assault)
Marlon King (Assault, groping AND dangerous driving)
Eric Cantona (being French and **** ohh kicking a Palace fan)
Troy Deeney (beating up students)
Nile Ranger (Fraud)
Patrick Kluivert (Causing death by dangerous driving)

Manager Graham Rix (child sex offences)

Honorary mention, Ian Wright and Stig Toftig.

A couple of weeks in and this is where we are :lol: :lol:

 

[weasel]

Imagine what we'll be like in a month

 

[Mini99]

Jail birds 11 (some crimes pre date their time in PL) no keepers that I can think of or find.

Tony Adams (Drink driving)
Joey Barton (Assault AND Assault occasioning ABH)
Adam Johnson (Eehhh Child sex offences)
Jermaine Pennant (Drink driving)
Lee Hughes (Causing death by dangerous driving and leaving the scene)
Duncan Ferguson (Assault)
Marlon King (Assault, groping AND dangerous driving)
Eric Cantona (being French and **** ohh kicking a Palace fan)
Troy Deeney (beating up students)
Nile Ranger (Fraud)
Patrick Kluivert (Causing death by dangerous driving)

Manager Graham Rix (child sex offences)

Honorary mention, Ian Wright and Stig Toftig.

This is more like it....
Were Marlon King's offences all done at the same time?

 

[weasel]

Yeah. He groped some bird then punched her in the face whilst at a party to celebrate the fact his wife was pregnant. #Classy!!!!!

 

[Stuart Skinner]

Ok here we go, my England XI from the prem years that never got an England cap

Kevin Pressman

Julian Dicks
Steve Bruce
Dean Richards
Matty Taylor

Ruel Fox
Kevin Nolan
Leon Osman
Mark Noble

Darren Huckerby
Dean Holdsworth

Not aware any of these got a cap, and was harder than I thought to come up with a team. Was tempted by Kevin Campbell or Rickie Lambert in attack

 

[lejackal]

Naturally managed by the greatest manager England never had, Brian Clough

 

[theforceuk]

My Premier Leeague all time womenisers/playboys.

Manager, Sven Goran Erikson and a very attacking line up of 3-4-3.

Mark Bosnich

Ashley Cole
John Terry
Tony Adams

Giggs
Thierry Henry
Wayne Rooney
Tevez

Dwight Yorke
Balotelli
Stan Collymore

 

[lejackal]

Premier League Golden Oldies

All over 37* whilst still playing and manager over 70

Manager: Sir Alex Ferguson

Lehmann

Dixon
Keown
Distin
Pearce

Pires
Robson
Scholes
Giggs

Drogba
Ferdinand

(Bergkamp played until 36 years 11 months and 27 days :twisted: :roll: )

*was going to do 40 and over but you can't put out a side

 

[weasel]

Ok here we go, my England XI from the prem years that never got an England cap

Kevin Pressman

Julian Dicks
Steve Bruce
Dean Richards
Matty Taylor

Ruel Fox
Kevin Nolan
Leon Osman
Mark Noble

Darren Huckerby
Dean Holdsworth

Not aware any of these got a cap, and was harder than I thought to come up with a team. Was tempted by Kevin Campbell or Rickie Lambert in attack

Ruel fix played for Montserrat. I had to Google that but there was something in the back of my mind telling me he wasn't english, though he did qualify to play for them (had he ignored Montserrat) so fair enough inclusion I guess.

 

[weasel]

My Premier Leeague all time womenisers/playboys.

Manager, Sven Goran Erikson and a very attacking line up of 3-4-3.

Mark Bosnich

Ashley Cole
John Terry
Tony Adams

Giggs
Thierry Henry
Wayne Rooney
Tevez

Dwight Yorke
Balotelli
Stan Collymore

Lee Sharpe shagged anything that moved!
Tevez was a womaniser? With a face like his? Just shows you what money does.

 

[weasel]

Premier League Golden Oldies

All over 37* whilst still playing and manager over 70

Manager: Sir Alex Ferguson

Lehmann

Dixon
Keown
Distin
Pearce

Pires
Robson
Scholes
Giggs

Drogba
Ferdinand

(Bergkamp played until 36 years 11 months and 27 days :twisted: :roll: )

*was going to do 40 and over but you can't put out a side

Gordon Strachan musta been a decent age when he retired. Though did he make PL or was he done the yr before.

Ps, manager is ropey :wink:

 

[theforceuk]

My Premier Leeague all time womenisers/playboys.

Manager, Sven Goran Erikson and a very attacking line up of 3-4-3.

Mark Bosnich

Ashley Cole
John Terry
Tony Adams

Giggs
Thierry Henry
Wayne Rooney
Tevez

Dwight Yorke
Balotelli
Stan Collymore

Lee Sharpe shagged anything that moved!
Tevez was a womaniser? With a face like his? Just shows you what money does.

He was more of a play boy Tevez, was having to afairs at one point. Forgot about Lee Sharpe.

 

[weasel]

PL all time British and Irish, but not English, eleven


Given
Irwin
Colin Hendry
Aarron Hughes/Johnny Evans
Robertson
Keane
Speed
Bale
Ramsey
Giggs
Mark Hughes

Breaks my heart to leave out David Healy, but whilst he was amazing for Norn Iron, he was pish in PL