I suppose I should do this before the season starts.
1) PL winner..............Gonna stick my neck out here, City! Lol
2) PL runner up.....................Liverpool or Utd. I'll say Utd and hoppe I jinx them
3) Other CL qualifiers (PL only, no UEFA cup backdooring)........................Pool/Utd and Spurs
4) FAC winner..................................Liverpool
5) Worthless Cup winner......................City
6) CL Winner.................................I fancy and English side to do well this year. I also think Barca are due a run in it. Please not Real though. Or Juve. Barca to win
7) CL runner up...............................City
8 ) Relegated from PL...............Cardiff. Did bloody well to get promoted, play horrible football, have signed a load of Championship duffers and have one of the worst Managers in PL history. You're ****ed boys. I can see 4 or 5 sides struggling. I would have said Saints cos Hughes is yesterday's manager, the wrong man ,at the wrong club, at the wrong time. But I think Ings will score enough to keep them safe. Watford are a club who are a complete nothing, name me 3 of their players without looking them up!? Brighton and Huddersfield will probably be happy with 17th. Burnley may find Europe takes its toll. Palace are a 1 man team. Newcastle rely so much on Rafa pulling miracles out of his hat. That could be a great club if the owner wasn't such a tosser. I'll go for Cardiff, Huddersfield and Watford. If Ings gets injured or Hughes sees out the season Saint's may take Watford's spot.
9) The Leicester City award for the team that massively exceeds expectations.................No one really. Wolves and Fulham should be safe enough. Everton will probably finish 7th. That's it.
10) Team that stinks the place out and does much worse than they should.................Utd because of the god awful eye gouging "football" Jose makes them play.
11) The Mo Salah award for best signing of the summer...................If Allison is as good as people say he will make a massive difference to Liverpool
12) Wayne Rooney award for worst signing of the summer...................Edd pinched my Richarlison, so I'll hedge my best, Mina at Everton looks a poor deal. Barca tripled their money in a few months on someone who looked good in the WC but had been pish before that. Also Labot or whatever he's called at Utd. Big money for a young full back who has 7 career starts and is currently injured. Bebe mark 2.
13) First manager sacked...............PLEASE be Jose and PLEASE STAY THE **** AWAY! Realistically it cud b any one of about 7, Jose will see out the season. It's a toss up between Hughes and Warnock I'll go for Hughes.
14) Top scorer........................Should be Harry Kane, but the WC may take a toll on him, especially as he is Spurs main/only striker and he tends to play as a lone front man.
15) Any random predictions you want to make......................This to be Jose's last season at Utd. Utd to get an easy CL group as they ALWAYS do. English sides to reassert dominance of the CL. Depressingly, Moyes and Allardyce to be back in PL jobs by January.
