jayjedi
Sith Lord
:lol:
stupid yank
stupid yank
jokes
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Bollux
Grand Master
aaah Hooters, when I went to Florida with the Mrs loads of the staff were outside throwing a ball about because it was so quiet inside their bar...it was amazing to watch! so many times they had to pick the ball up! :wink: :lol: :lol:
Bollux
Grand Master
no video camera but we did go and sit outside a bar opposite! :lol:
Scruffy Looking
Padawan
weasel said:
Glad you said that, as I just thought I was being bitchy. :lol:
Scruffy Looking
Padawan
Old one, but still funny.
http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=humor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.storewars.org
http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=humor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.storewars.org
jabbawokkie
Grand Master
if mothers have mothers day
fathers have fathers day
and lovers have valitines day
what do wankers have
palm sunday :lol:
fathers have fathers day
and lovers have valitines day
what do wankers have
palm sunday :lol:
jabbawokkie
Grand Master
what did jesus say to his 12 disiples as they nailed him yo cross
keep of my easter eggs ya bastards ,i,ll be back on sunday
keep of my easter eggs ya bastards ,i,ll be back on sunday
han duo
Sith Lord
a paki comes over to england to live , after a few days in his new free house within the ethnic comunity he decides to go and thank the british people for being so kind ! ,, after wandering the streets for a while he gives up and go's home , just as hes entering his house his neigbour pops his head out of the window and says " where have you been", so the paki man says " ive been out today to try and thank the british people for giving me my house , but i cant see any , where are they all ??" ohh his neigbour replied , those daft cunts are at work !
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jabbawokkie
Grand Master
han duo said:
very true,i take it his neighbour was a paki as well
jabbawokkie
Grand Master
little man sat at bar,big thug walks in and hits him to the floorand says karate chop from korea.later thug walks up and hits him again and says judo chop from japan.little bloke leaves and a few mins later comes back and smacks thug on head and knocks him out cold and says to barman when that **** wakes up tell him that was a crow bar from b+q
the queens visiting a hospital and sees a man having a wank."whats wrong with him"she asks.
to much come says doc he has to do it 5 times a day
then she sees a nurse giving a man a blow job and asks whats wrong with him.
same thing says doc ,but he,s bupa :lol:
the queens visiting a hospital and sees a man having a wank."whats wrong with him"she asks.
to much come says doc he has to do it 5 times a day
then she sees a nurse giving a man a blow job and asks whats wrong with him.
same thing says doc ,but he,s bupa :lol:
Scruffy Looking
Padawan
han duo
Sith Lord
how did darth vader know what luke had got him for christmas ?
he felt his presents !!!!
he felt his presents !!!!
jabbawokkie
Grand Master
han duo said:
that is that bad its funny :lol: :lol:
jabbawokkie
Grand Master
bloke walks in to b+q and says is this rat poison any good to rats
b+q bloke says "no,it kills em" :lol: :lol:
b+q bloke says "no,it kills em" :lol: :lol:
Scruffy Looking
Padawan
My boss (Leeds fan) got the following text at the beginning of the week:
Oxo are to release a commemorative oxo cube packaged in the same colours as the Leeds United strip.
Itââ'¬â"¢s going to be called the ââ'¬ËœLaughing Stockââ'¬â"¢.
Couldn't help pi$$ing myself with laughter when she read it out, hence the number of sh!t jobs I've been given this week! :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oxo are to release a commemorative oxo cube packaged in the same colours as the Leeds United strip.
Itââ'¬â"¢s going to be called the ââ'¬ËœLaughing Stockââ'¬â"¢.
Couldn't help pi$$ing myself with laughter when she read it out, hence the number of sh!t jobs I've been given this week! :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
