You know what really grinds my gears? lifes little rants!

[rob71]

Ha ha love it :lol:

 

[weasel]

Unload a few, or unload ON a few?

 

[tiefighterboy]

Unload a few, or unload ON a few?

Shoot a load :lol:

 

[poncho]

automated ppi phone calls :evil: and mobile phone upgrade phonecalls................

 

[Stuart Skinner]

Ugrading
Asda (shoppers and staff are all mongs)
Cous Cous (wife loves it, tastes like a hamsters cage)
Lazy benefit ***** (those that never have had a job and never intend to)
One armed woman on cbeebies
Gary Neville
Adrian Chiles
Andy Townsend
Cyclists riding double file
I phone battery life
Over cooked steak
Under cooked bacon
Spitting (really is my biggest pet hate)
Youths trousers by their knees (get a belt you scruffy dicks)
Gangs of youths (12 year olds in groups of twenty in towns past midnight, where your parents)
BO (up there with spitting, have a wash and take some pride)
Joey Essex
Big Brother
Wasps (especially in my van)
Greedy government
Petrol prices
Food prices
Colds
Headaches
Queues
Self serve tills that never work
Carrier bags I can never open
Cheap meat
Hookers wearing plasters
Maggots
Alarm going off at 530 weekdays
Boy deciding to get up at 530 at weekends
Slow swimmers in the fast lane at swimming pools
Mobility scooters on the road
The rain
Chaffing
Power cuts and dealing with the defrosted freezer
eBay sellers (1in 3 are useless fuckers)
Bad backs
Cutting my big toe nail
Restless nights
Ice cream vans not always stocking oyster Ice creams
Duncan bannatyne
Alesha Dixon
Piers Morgan
Daily Mail
England FC (shatter my dreams every two years)
No win no fee
Random mums wanting to chat in the nursery queue
Old school pupils adding me on Facebook (I never spoke to you in five years at school, why do you think I want to be mates twenty years later)
Women driving whilst on mobile phones
Lying
School reunions (pointless)
Fishing (waste of life)

I could go on but I really dislike moaners

 

[Jez]

Great update!

 

[Michael Sith]

Great list...agree on them all

 

[Jez]

I grind my own gears when I hear a horrible crunch, the second I accidentally tread on a snail when gardening.
Literally crushing. It happened twice yesterday.
I'm so sorry snails, I didn't see you there

 

[Michael Sith]

KPI s
Middle management structures populated by handbook practitioners
The term "Blue Sky Thinking!"
Call centres
Management general arse covering

 

[weasel]

Youths trousers by their knees (get a belt you scruffy dicks)

That originated in jails in America (I think). Prisoners used it as a way of indicating they were prepared to trade sex for cigarettes or drugs. Apparently advertising you'll take up the ass or you'll suck cock for a cigarette is cool! :shock: :?

 

[naughtyjedi]

Youths trousers by their knees (get a belt you scruffy dicks)

That originated in jails in America (I think). Prisoners used it as a way of indicating they were prepared to trade sex for cigarettes or drugs. Apparently advertising you'll take up the ass or you'll suck cock for a cigarette is cool! :shock: :?

I thought that was depending on the colour or where you displayed your hankey.. In the left back pocket etc

Lowriding of the jeans or trousers, as far as i was concerned was a hip hop reference to imprisoned mates who had no belts, as prisons remove them due to their use of being a weapon or as a suicide device.

I dont think hip hop would reference homosexuality and màke it cool, due to many of them being bigots.

 

[Richard_H]

I guess both of you would know

 

[x-pack]

Sitting in this ******* course booked for 2pm and the trainer hasn't showed up. :evil:

 

[weasel]

I guess both of you would know

Kinda walked into that one! :lol:

 

[Stuart Skinner]

I guess both of you would know

:lol:

 

[Stuart Skinner]

You make me sick, I loved Rolf's cartoon club and I've got a boxed stylophone with you on the box, what the hell am I suppose to do with that now.

Let me down Rolf, let me down big time

 

[Grant]

You make me sick, I loved Rolf's cartoon club and I've got a boxed stylophone with you on the box, what the hell am I suppose to do with that now.

Let me down Rolf, let me down big time

You got let off easy mate. My entire P7 class in school had to write letters to Jim will Fix it... Needless to say we didn't reply's etc (Thank fu*k) LOL. I think about the poor buggers in the winning or should i say LOSING school that might have had to go meat Jimmy in person. YIKES... All these old TV legends turning out to be monsters...

 

[PIGCITY]

Youths trousers by their knees (get a belt you scruffy dicks)

That originated in jails in America (I think). Prisoners used it as a way of indicating they were prepared to trade sex for cigarettes or drugs. Apparently advertising you'll take up the ass or you'll suck cock for a cigarette is cool! :shock: :?

I think it was more a case of anything you could harm yourself or others with ie belts shoelaces were confiscated hence the low slung trousers

 

[weasel]

You make me sick, I loved Rolf's cartoon club and I've got a boxed stylophone with you on the box, what the hell am I suppose to do with that now.

Let me down Rolf, let me down big time

You got let off easy mate. My entire P7 class in school had to write letters to Jim will Fix it... Needless to say we didn't reply's etc (Thank fu*k) LOL. I think about the poor buggers in the winning or should i say LOSING school that might have had to go meat Jimmy in person. YIKES... All these old TV legends turning out to be monsters...

A mate of mine works for one of the banks in the City. He says a guy came in to the office about 4 years ago with this "brainwave" idea on how he was going to make his money work for him. He's contractually not allowed to play the stock market and he already had a few houses he was renting out. The guy in question is a Trader so phone number salary. Anyway, he decided he was going to buy paintings, hold on to them for a few years, or until the artist died/got famous, and then flog them on for mega bucks.

His first picture cost him about £15k and it was by.......................Rolf Harris!
It gets better. It was a picture Rolf Harris had drawn of..................Jimmy Saville! :lol:

Gotta be worth millions now! :lol:

 

[Grant]

You make me sick, I loved Rolf's cartoon club and I've got a boxed stylophone with you on the box, what the hell am I suppose to do with that now.

Let me down Rolf, let me down big time

You got let off easy mate. My entire P7 class in school had to write letters to Jim will Fix it... Needless to say we didn't reply's etc (Thank fu*k) LOL. I think about the poor buggers in the winning or should i say LOSING school that might have had to go meat Jimmy in person. YIKES... All these old TV legends turning out to be monsters...

A mate of mine works for one of the banks in the City. He says a guy came in to the office about 4 years ago with this "brainwave" idea on how he was going to make his money work for him. He's contractually not allowed to play the stock market and he already had a few houses he was renting out. The guy in question is a Trader so phone number salary. Anyway, he decided he was going to buy paintings, hold on to them for a few years, or until the artist died/got famous, and then flog them on for mega bucks.

His first picture cost him about £15k and it was by.......................Rolf Harris!
It gets better. It was a picture Rolf Harris had drawn of..................Jimmy Saville! :lol:

Gotta be worth millions now! :lol:

LOL man, I hate to see or hear of anyone losing money but bloody hell... That's turned out to be no doubt a *bad* investment... But then again if you think about all those weirdo's out there like Gary Glitter etc. They'd probably really covet paintings like the ones mentioned above... Sick world for sure.

 

[Stormtrooper37]

KPI s
Middle management structures populated by handbook practitioners
The term "Blue Sky Thinking!"
Call centres
Management general arse covering

Few other work related quotes I hate

'Ensure we are all singing from the same hymn sheet'
'Happy to discuss' (at the end of an e-mail)

 

[PIGCITY]

It gets better. It was a picture Rolf Harris had drawn of..................Jimmy Saville! :lol:

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I think its probably this you are referring to. I wonder how many other people have a friend of a friend who has bought the same picture.... :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[weasel]

Could well be. :lol:

 

[poncho]

playing host for your kids birthday party and the missus whinging at me saying ''come on help me, i cant do this all by my self, like i do everything else''

2 words spring too mind **** off. i didnt say this of course i just acknowledge the fact im useless and always wrong it saves time and carry on helping with the party which i was doing anyway :roll: ......

stupid women :evil:

 

[weasel]

^^^^ Example 357 of why I don't plan to get married or breed!

 

[x-pack]

What pisses me off is that 50mph roadwork system near Birmingham. It's been there for years. ******* ****! :twisted:

 

[x-pack]

It gets better. It was a picture Rolf Harris had drawn of..................Jimmy Saville! :lol:

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I think its probably this you are referring to. I wonder how many other people have a friend of a friend who has bought the same picture.... :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A couple of years ago we would have watched this and thought 'what a pair of weirdos'. Now it's the same but our suspicions are confirmed.