You know what really grinds my gears? lifes little rants!

poncho

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share your lifes wind ups......some that have pissed me off recently

cyclists who cycle on the road when theres a ****ing cycle path right next to them!

people who park there big **** off cars and in parent spaces in shopping parks when they dont have kids in the cars ****ing annoys the hell out of me! get a ****ing smaller car......
 
Unhandicapped people that park in disabled parking bays **** me to tears. I have a standard comment for them- " you don't look disabled to me, it must be one of those mental disabilities "
 
You know i might have to stay away from this thread. There'll be no room for anyone else if i start.
 
Cyclists who go through red lights. :evil:
People who park on the end of parking bays in the hatched areas at supermarkets because they are too ****ing lazy to find a space. :evil:
Motorcyclists who think its fine to ride on the other side of the road to dodge traffic, and then look at you like your in the wrong place when you nearly hit them!! :evil:

That will do for now. :D
 
Cyclists full stop. When you pull up at a set of traffic lights then all of a sudden s swarm of them appear in front of you. The lights turn green and by the time they set off and about 2 cars move, the lights are back to red. Only for it to be repeated again and again.....
The other night I was driving along and about to go past a parked car. One cyclist on the inside in the cycle lane and 2 on the outside screaming at me as I pulled out. Wankers. Stay in the ****ing cycle lane. And why do they all dress as if they're on the Tour de France ?
And whilst I'm ranting, black cabs and Addison Lee taxis. Liberty takers!
Rant over.
 
aussiejames said:
Unhandicapped people that park in disabled parking bays **** me to tears.

I do this all the time. The way I look at it is handicapped people are always going on about wanting to be treated the same as everyone else so why the **** is every other parking space reserved for them? **** 'em (not literally)! Besides round here the only 'disability' they all seem to have is being too ****ing fat, and I'm sorry but how do you propose to lose weight if you park right outside the ****ing shop? Get some ****ing exercise you ****ing fat peice of ****.


PGowdy said:
You know i might have to stay away from this thread. There'll be no room for anyone else if i start.

I'm the same. Especially when it comes to driving. Cyclists piss me off. Caravans piss me off. People who ride horses on the road and wave at you to slow down piss me off. Old people who drive at 9mph piss me off. Traffic Branch piss me off. BMW+Merc drivers who seem to think they don't need to indicate piss me off. Traffic lights that are red when there is nothing coming the other way piss me off (though I tend to just drive through them). People who sit in the outside lane at 15mph below the speed limit piss me off. ****ing speed bumps REALLY REALLY piss me off! :twisted: :evil:
And breath!
 
Do you know what really grinds my gears..... moaners :lol:

Yeah driving seems to be the main cause of our anger and frustration. I'm with you poncho, people who park in kiddie bays when they clearly have no children :evil:

Parents that smoke around their kids in enclosed area's, like car or home (they are actually the only 2 places you can smoke inside) that bugs the he'll out of me.

And generally people with bigger vintage collections than me :evil:
 
Ones I've personally witnessed.

Cyclists ignoring red lights at pedestrian crossing and then looking surprised/annoyed when you are in their way.

As a cyclist, motorists getting road rage that you are going quicker than them in heavy traffic. I actually had the passenger in a van wind his window down, stick his head out and scream at me as I cycled past. I think he was trying to get me to fall off my bike.

Cycle couriers using the pavement. I collided with one on foot. He was freewheeling his bike down the middle of the pavement as a shortcut. He had both feet and legs on one side of the bike standing on pedal and was free wheeling down the hill. He claimed since his other leg was not over the other side of the frame he wasn't cycling his bike but just pushing it so he was fine to do that on a busy pavement full of pedestrians.

People travelling on trains with children who think the seat reservation system does not apply to them.

Pregnant lady using her bump as a battering ram to try and push past while getting onto a bus and then blaming me for getting in her way as I should have seen she was pregnant. I don't have eyes in the back of my head!

And relax.

:)

Jason
 
People that don't indicate when they turn off from a roundabout, lost count of the amount of times I could have crossed the road quicker if I hadn't had to wait to see what on earth they were going to do..or how many times I have almost lost my ass on the bonnet of a car that didn't indicate they were coming my ****ing way!

People that leave their trolleys in the middle of the aisle when shopping.

People that want to have a chat with someone they haven't seen for a long time in the shop, in the middle of the path/walkway/aisle, stopping anyone from actually getting by.

People that seem to follow you around the shops when you are there and always want to get to the exact shelf you are looking at just to make you move so they can pick something up, look at it for a bit then put it back.

People that walk around dropping leaflets through other peoples doors advertising **** that nobody wants or reads.

People that sneeze or cough near or directly at your children.

Buses that never stop at bus stops when you need one, yet when you don't they appear one after the other.
 
When people in a filter lane hurtle down and sneak in at the last possible second.

Anyone coughing or sneezing in public without making an effort to stop the spread

Walking into a pub and getting 20 or 30 fit birds asking me to bang them there and then

Reality TV

Disabled people constantly going on about their disabilities

Football hooligans

People not acknowledging the fact that you've waited for them to pass when you've got right of way
 
Joe said:
People that don't indicate when they turn off from a roundabout, lost count of the amount of times I could have crossed the road quicker if I hadn't had to wait to see what on earth they were going to do..or how many times I have almost lost my ass on the bonnet of a car that didn't indicate they were coming my ****ing way!

People that leave their trolleys in the middle of the aisle when shopping.

People that want to have a chat with someone they haven't seen for a long time in the shop, in the middle of the path/walkway/aisle, stopping anyone from actually getting by.

People that seem to follow you around the shops when you are there and always want to get to the exact shelf you are looking at just to make you move so they can pick something up, look at it for a bit then put it back.

People that walk around dropping leaflets through other peoples doors advertising **** that nobody wants or reads.

People that sneeze or cough near or directly at your children.

Buses that never stop at bus stops when you need one, yet when you don't they appear one after the other.

I think we were separated at birth... :shock:
 
JuniorChubb said:
I think we were separated at birth... :shock:

Haha, glad it's not just me! I could go on and on but that was just the **** that I had to deal with today, small trip to the supermarket and some twats dropping **** through my letterbox when I got home! :lol:
 
People who ride horses on the road and wave at you to slow down piss me off. Old people who drive at 9mph piss me off. Traffic Branch piss me off. BMW+Merc drivers who seem to think they don't need to indicate piss me off.

Agree wholeheartedly on all of these.
I hate with a vengeance those damn horse riders who pay no taxes to be on the road who then look at me like i've 2 heads because I dare ride a motorcycle on the same road as them.
I always slow down for them and clutch in to roll by them as quietly as possible and how do they thank me? Their horse will **** all over the road in the middle of a corner and of course they'll not lift it up.A nasty surprise for some unsuspecting motorcyclist who has enough to deal with without god damn negligent high and mighty horse riders trying to kill them,assholes!

Sky TV biggest con ever.

Cannabis laws that suck up too much money for a plant thats never killed anybody.Seen to many people lose careers because of these stupid draconian laws.
All the money which is spent trying to police this stupid law would be much better spent on the NHS.

The attitude to our Armed Forces.Constant budget cuts,historic regiments getting disbanded,sub standard housing.On top of all that they have to sacrifice themselves so Americans can still have their cheap petrol(gas).Sorry,my mistake,they're fighting terrorism.
The utter disgrace in how successive governments have badly treated the Ghurkas.

Road taxes that aren't even spent on the roads.

The fact that my bin is only emptied once a fortnight while my folks in Spain have their bin emptied twice a day.

Was almost going to mention AFA/UKG but then I thought twice lol.
 
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