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[jabbawokkie]

there not looking for their soul mate :roll:

 

[weasel]

No, but if you were about to shag a whore in Amsterdam and as you walked in some other guy was lying naked on the bed still in the process of taking off his johnny, would that not make you think twice? :?

Actually, maybe you would like that! :lol:

 

[elliott]

No, but if you were about to shag a whore in Amsterdam and as you walked in some other guy was lying naked on the bed still in the process of taking off his johnny, would that not make you think twice? quote]


I'd ask for a new condom, using a used one is a last resort

 

[jabbawokkie]

No, but if you were about to shag a whore in Amsterdam and as you walked in some other guy was lying naked on the bed still in the process of taking off his johnny, would that not make you think twice? :?

Actually, maybe you would like that! :lol:

i have been there and done it and that doesnt happen

 

[weasel]

You have more experience than I do. I've never even considered going near one! :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

i was 19 and working in germany and we all went for day .it was a thai bird and she ws a woman before you start .i ws nailing her in front of this big mirror and she looked golden and i looked like casper the ghost .my arse was that white it was like a ******* light bulb :lol: :lol: :lol:
my mate said dont let them rip you off .i went in to one he into other .when we came out i said it cost Ã'£22 he said Ã'£100 i asked why as he was there same lenght of time as me .he said she kept saying times up so he just kept throwing money at her :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[weasel]

Another 'story' a guy came up with when we were in Amsterdam (I don't believe it myself as he was full of it); APPARENTLY as he was shagging this whore he asked if he could do her up the arse for some extra money, and she said "no, but I can do you in the arse if you want?" :?

Like I said, I think he was talking ****, BUT............where exactly is the turn on in being done up the arse by a (female) whore? :?

(I added the "by a whore" bit so Han didn't start one of his navy stories!) :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

another is when someone is tied to bed and a big bl ...sorry afro carribean comes in and bums them and they end up in nut house

 

[weasel]

We probably better stop this now, Han will be getting over-excited! :lol:

Actually, he's probably already on his way to the 'Dam now!

 

[Darth Wensleydale]

Wasn't this post about everyones jobs? Even by this forums standards thats one hell of a tangent to go off on :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

Wasn't this post about everyones jobs? Even by this forums standards thats one hell of a tangent to go off on :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: how the hell has it got from there to here :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[weasel]

quite simple...............me and you got involved! :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

quite simple...............me and you got involved! :lol:

:wink: :lol: :lol:

 

[tiefighterboy]

i was 19 and working in germany and we all went for day .it was a thai bird and she ws a woman before you start .i ws nailing her in front of this big mirror and she looked golden and i looked like casper the ghost .my arse was that white it was like a ******* light bulb :lol: :lol: :lol:
my mate said dont let them rip you off .i went in to one he into other .when we came out i said it cost Ã'£22 he said Ã'£100 i asked why as he was there same lenght of time as me .he said she kept saying times up so he just kept throwing money at her :lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe it went the other way and she gave him a partial refund for premature ejactulation.... :mrgreen:

 

[Ron]

And i thought this was a star-wars forum

 

[jabbawokkie]

And i thought this was a star-wars forum

it is off topic and this is defo off topic

 

[jabbawokkie]

anyway ,back on topic having a mare at work .boarded and skimmed most of first house only for stairs to be to high .so had to take half of boards of ,some that have been skimmed and wait for joiners to sort it out .
did learn one thing ,i didnt know you had to have 13 steps on a staircase :shock:

 

[Ron]

Jabba you can have more than 13 steps in a stairs it all depends on ceiling height downstairs and the thickness of the floor above. Old victorian houses have more All modern houses should have 13 steps. But i think the regulations are each step can be and thing for 150mm-190mm I think only reason i know this as i build doorsteps

 

[Fitzy]

Our stairs have a flat bit where they change direction through 90 degrees. Technically speaking does this count as a stair, albeit a larger flat stair, or as a pre-landing?

 

[jabbawokkie]

it got a landing half way down .it only had 1800 clearence on way down ,you have to have 2000.nearly took my head off

 

[Lee Gregory]

Just counted the stairs and nearly fell over coming down, 1 too many Stellskis.
Our hosue only has 11 stairs but it's 200 years old,don't reckon they had planning regulations in those days. :?:

 

[Ron]

Back to the subject am going to win euro millions tonight and never have to work again 95 million all to me only winner

 

[jabbawokkie]

Back to the subject am going to win euro millions tonight and never have to work again 95 million all to me only winner

think i may have ago tonight then ,if i win i will build a multi story car par and shopping center on that dump site uggie the duggie wants to dig up 8)

 

[Ron]

LOL Jabba i went and bought 2 ticket dont usually do the lotto but i thought what the **** some **** got to win it

 

[tiefighterboy]

Back to the subject am going to win euro millions tonight and never have to work again 95 million all to me only winner

think i may have ago tonight then ,if i win i will build a multi story car par and shopping center on that dump site uggie the duggie wants to dig up 8)

You my friend are a toyjacker