what really pisses you of

[jabbawokkie]

ok beside mancs and savages things that really piss me of are thieves and liers.also you know when your driving and maybe its your fault or not you get some little bastard screaming at you ,going the other way.this ******* drives me mad .if they are that pissed of why dont they stop the car and shout at you ******* cowards. :twisted: :twisted:

also you know when your at the supermarket and you get a woman in front of you and it takes them 10 mins to put every ******* thing back in their purse :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

or you get behind someone at post office ,and their like .can i pay Ã'£3 on that and Ã'£4 on this and so on .why dont they just leave the money in the bank and wait till the ******* bill comes in :twisted: :twisted:

 

[weasel]

If I was to list all the things that really **** me off it would be the longest post ever.

I do get seriously pissed off drivin by, women drivers, auld people (who should all lose their license at 65 as far as I'm concerned), learners, caravans, cyclists, people on horses (I live in the country) who wave their arms to get you to slow down! :twisted:
Do I drive round the fields near their houses, no..........so get the **** off the road.

People who pay at supermarket checkouts with coppers, they have just spent Ã'£47 but decide to pay the woman in 1p's and 2p's!

Those people at airports who try and get you to sign up for credit cards, or to donate to some charity.

Taxes.

Gypyo's.

etc etc etc

 

[jabbawokkie]

kids on them ******* scooters :twisted: :twisted:

 

[weasel]

Ahhh I just drive straight at them wee fuckers. If I hit them I know I'll live and chances are they won't so I can tell the police whatever I want! :wink:

 

[jabbawokkie]

i wait till they try to over take and just speed up so they carnt get past me :lol: :lol:

 

[weasel]

Or open your door!

 

[2stripes]

Old people at cash machines who firstly appear to be securing a mortgage coz they taking so ******* long and secondly assume your about to mug them as they keep looking over their shoulder.

Chavy little bastards on buses who think everyone wants to listen to happy hardcore scouse house blasting out of a mobile phone

"Loose women" - apparently modern feminist women want to drink coffee and talk about Kerry Mcfaddens divorce every ******* day of the week.

Fat Liverpool couples in their matching "Gerrard 8's" who sit in the pub every week and have never been to Anfield and sing '5 times' at me.

Urban cosmpolitan types in designer specs and scarfs pretending to read Memoirs of a Geisha on the bus just so people think the're cultured when no one gives a ****.

Menu's of cheap pub food that describe their food as if a 3 star mitchelin chef has prepared it.. "a generous helping of prime choice cut steak seasoned with cracked pepper and sea salt on a light bed of morning fresh lettuce and hot steaming stone baked cob"...its a ******* steak bap!

I'll stop before I heamorrage..

 

[Scruffy Looking]

Shop assistants that continue with their conversation when you are trying to be served. Those that look at you as if to say 'how dare you make me do my job when I am talking'.

 

[Dom]

Most things piss me off, I have a problem :twisted:

Chavs
Kids on scooters
Incompetence in all forms
Things I can`t control
People who can`t seem to help themselves
Bullies
People that deliberately list **** in the wrong section on egay
People that ******* lie about the quality of their stuff
Most management
Buzz words
Regualtion of industry that includes ******** exmas/liscence to make money
Happy Hardcore
If a girl gives me the come on I can`t have sex with her
Im not allowed to kill people no matter how much they deserve it.

Theres more, but thats a start!!!!

 

[craignwo4life]

Blimey, there are some angry people on this forum !! :lol:

I'm quite laid back but the only thing I can think of is when people drive at 40mph in a 60mph zone, especially when they are in a very powerful car. :x

 

[jabbawokkie]

our lass :wink:

 

[weasel]

Most things piss me off, I have a problem :twisted:

People that deliberately list **** in the wrong section on egay

Ehhh Dom, "egay"?
Something you wanna tell us all? :wink: :lol:

 

[Dom]

Dude I get shafted on there so often it might aswell be egay!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Im terrible when I get going, my missus says my name, then my full name, then my full, full nme after that she realises its a lost cause and just leaves me to it for a while.

 

[weasel]

NICE! :lol:

 

[Scruffy Looking]

Hospital waiting rooms.

Alton Towers Queue Jumper Tickets when awaiting life changing test results
Good looking staff
Decent cups of tea
Vodka in the water coolers
Current reading material
Free Massage
Ample Parking

Carling don't make hospitals for cancer sufferers, but if they did...they'd probably be the best hospitals in the world.

:lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

parents who let they kids go in toddlers section at fun pubs

 

[Scruffy Looking]

Parents who just let their kids run all over the place.

People who hold conversations in the aisles of supermarkets.

Sorry but....fat legs what hangs over shoe straps.

Clowns .... especially if they are mechanical and housed in glass boxes! Those things really freak me out. Hate them.

 

[mash]

old people that cant see over the steering wheel of there car who are also deaf and blind and cant remember how to drive :twisted: :twisted:

work.

chav women and twatish blokes (those fuckers that appear on daytime TV shows)

Great Britain.

that is all for now.

mash

 

[Bespin_Doyle]

Blimey, there are some angry people on this forum !! :lol:

I'm quite laid back but the only thing I can think of is when people drive at 40mph in a 60mph zone, especially when they are in a very powerful car. :x

Damn straight.. i can top that.. backwards drivers. They do 40mph in a 60mph, once you hit a built up busy area 30mph zone. They've dissapeared up the ****** road at 45mph!

When you buy a Saloon BMW or Mercedes do they tell you in the showroom you get 75% arsehole ownership of the road. Nah just kiddin.

I smoke. People probably have more of a reason to hate me, its a nasty fatal habit and it stinks.. But what I can't stand is your sanctimonious non-smokers. The ones who do that fake cough at a bus stop when you've made a consious effort to not stand anywhere near the shelter or anybody else. Had one bloke walk straight up and stand next to me just to do it. Felt like putting it out on his forehead.

 

[weasel]

Gotta say as a non smoker I hate people smoking in restuarants. I go there to enjoy the food not eat food that taste of cigarette smoke.

It's the ******s who sit at a table with the *** in their hand and hold it as far away from their table as possible, and then look all surprised/offended when you ask them to put it out. Don't they realise that if it aint drifting over their table it's ******* drifting over mine, or in my face!? :twisted: :evil:

I've no problem asking people (complete strangers or friends) to put out their cigarettes if I'm eating, and I don't even try to be polite about it. The sooner this smoking ban comes in the better(April 30th here).

 

[Bespin_Doyle]

Id be happy if they banned it completely on 30th April. Cut off the supply. Not a option for the Goverment, they make too much money on it.

 

[weasel]

That would never work though, it's far to easy to smuggle in cigarettes.
Not a bad idea mind!

 

[jabbawokkie]

i,m a ex smoker and i never smoked while people were eating

 

[weasel]

Trust me, there are plenty of ******s out there who do it! :twisted: :evil:

THEY have finished THEIR meal and want a cigarette, so **** everyone else basically! :twisted: :evil: :x :x :x

 

[2stripes]

I'm listing figures on ebay at the moment and that pisses me off coz its so dull...

(5 figures being listed today and tomorrow btw - shameless plug)

 

[craignwo4life]

Another thing that annoys me is people being impatient in the gym.

If I am stood near the dumbell rack, doing a shoulder workout some idiot will always try to get around me to get to the rack, seemingly unaware that they may get a dumbell in the face because I am not going to stop lifting just because they cannot wait 20 seconds for me to finish a set :evil:

It's bad enough when women or old people do it but when it's experienced trainers doing it it really pisses me off !!! :x

 

[jabbawokkie]

plumbers.
unreliable lazy bastards

 

[weasel]

OLD PEOPLE! :twisted: :evil:

Just spent 25 mins queued in the bank while 3 old people in front of me recited their life history and paid their Ã'£12 gas bill in ******* coppers!
All I wanted to do was lodge one ******* cheque, that took a total of 30 seconds, yet I have to stand and listen to these ******* coffin dodgers rabbiting on about their neighbours, friend's cat. Chances are they will all be dead anyway by the time that cheque clears! :twisted: :evil:

 

[Bollux]

couldnt you just use one of the machines to pay your cheque in?

 

[weasel]

I wish!
I live in a backward part of a backward country, none of the banks here have EMAIL for **** sake! They still live in 1980's!