jaymassive619
Sith Lord
Just put the T.V on and Jacko has died of an heart attack about an hour ago!
Micheal Jackson is Dead!
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aussiejames
Sith Lord
The heart attack was from eating 12 year old sausages :lol: Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down and make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change :lol: And Farah Fawcett and Geoff Goldbun (excuse spelling) all in one day 
Fawcetts wish at heaven was to keep children safe so God killed Jackson. Hope these jokes are not too inappropriate. Delete and tell me off if that is the case.
Fawcetts wish at heaven was to keep children safe so God killed Jackson. Hope these jokes are not too inappropriate. Delete and tell me off if that is the case.
Rudyard
Jedi Knight
Jeff Goldbloom's 'death' was a hoax I read on the net - thankfully. Great actor.
Feel very sad about Farrah's passing, indifferent about MJ to be honest
Feel very sad about Farrah's passing, indifferent about MJ to be honest
Rudyard
Jedi Knight
Must be load's of jokes coming about Jacko... I've heard two already!
aussiejames
Sith Lord
Jockeys at tomorrows derby meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 4 year olds than anyone in living history :twisted:
Rudyard
Jedi Knight
What's the difference between MJ and Alex Ferguson?
Alex can still play Giggs in August
MJ hasn't been this stiff since he spent a night with Macaullay Culkin at Neverland
MJ's dying wish was to be melted down and made into lego so kids could still play with him
:twisted: :mrgreen:
Alex can still play Giggs in August
MJ hasn't been this stiff since he spent a night with Macaullay Culkin at Neverland
MJ's dying wish was to be melted down and made into lego so kids could still play with him
:twisted: :mrgreen:
aussiejames
Sith Lord
Cause of death is still undecided, not sure to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times or the boogie
Some good ones there guys! 8)
Rudyard, I'm with you on being indifferent to his passing. Death isn't something I would wish on anyone and he was a very talented singer/musician BUT I can't help but feel there must have been some truth in the rumours about him and small boys (or else, surely, any sane person wuld have sued rather than paying the parents to be quiet!?)
Rudyard, I'm with you on being indifferent to his passing. Death isn't something I would wish on anyone and he was a very talented singer/musician BUT I can't help but feel there must have been some truth in the rumours about him and small boys (or else, surely, any sane person wuld have sued rather than paying the parents to be quiet!?)
Its a fine line isnt it, on one hand a legend who did loads for charity, on the other a suspected paedophile..which i hate
But he was never convicted so im not happy he is dead, but im not sad either.
I would rather remember the good he did and songs for the 3rd world than remember the people that tried to pin him for molesting.
One thing that gets me though, is that i wouldnt settle for any amount of money to let him off for committing that sort of crime, i have no doubt he was weird but those people that accused him settled for money......i wouldnt have settled until i had put him in his grave personally so there is doubt in my mind that he did all the things he was accused of.
But he was never convicted so im not happy he is dead, but im not sad either.
I would rather remember the good he did and songs for the 3rd world than remember the people that tried to pin him for molesting.
One thing that gets me though, is that i wouldnt settle for any amount of money to let him off for committing that sort of crime, i have no doubt he was weird but those people that accused him settled for money......i wouldnt have settled until i had put him in his grave personally so there is doubt in my mind that he did all the things he was accused of.
IF your a multi multi millionaire and someone accuses you of something, falsely, 99.99999999% of the time you sue, and with your very expensive lawyers you win. WHY, if they accuse you, falsely, of child abuse (about the one thing guaranteed to revolt all sane people) would you decide it is easier to just pay them to go away!?
It makes no sense to me.
It makes no sense to me.
its catch 22 isnt it, would you settle for money that came from a pedo? no frigging way. Maybe he just wanted rid of the situation, i mean as soon as someone says you did that it is going to stay with you isnt it?
I remember an interview where he admitted having sleepovers where they all slept in the same room etc...it was weird, he had the mind of a child..
At the end of the day those parents let their kids sleep at his house, then all of a sudden an abuse case, he paid them out, then another abuse case..then another...we dont treat gary glitter like jacko.
If these was physical evidence he would be in jail, that kid refused a lie detector test didnt he?
I remember an interview where he admitted having sleepovers where they all slept in the same room etc...it was weird, he had the mind of a child..
At the end of the day those parents let their kids sleep at his house, then all of a sudden an abuse case, he paid them out, then another abuse case..then another...we dont treat gary glitter like jacko.
If these was physical evidence he would be in jail, that kid refused a lie detector test didnt he?
Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to distraught.
First her parents left her in Portugal, and now this.....
Apparently they have started auctioning off Michael Jackson's stuff. Gary Glitter just bid $10 million for his computer!
First her parents left her in Portugal, and now this.....
Apparently they have started auctioning off Michael Jackson's stuff. Gary Glitter just bid $10 million for his computer!
Tank1252
Jedi Master
weasel said:
Lol. Best ones yet!
**Delboy75**
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McDonalds are releasing a burger in memory of Michael Jackson.
Its 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns :mrgreen:
On a more serious note i think MJ was a seriously talented guy, RIP.
Its 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns :mrgreen:
On a more serious note i think MJ was a seriously talented guy, RIP.
jayjedi
Sith Lord
**Delboy75** said:
well said
