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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,
when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.


'Nice bike,' the cop said.


'Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.


The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!'

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
'Nice horse you've got there Sir.


Did Santa bring it to you?'


Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did!'

The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa:
The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top
 
A man goes to the doctors with a banana stuck in his ear and a carrot stuck in his other ear he also had a pea stuck up his nostrol and a bit of sweetcorn stuck in his other nostrol and has a tub of salad cream poured all over his head.

The doctor says your not eating properly.

ALSO

Here is one i heard from Comedy Blue on Paramount so dont blame me if it puts you of your haggis.

Whats blue and likes to **** Grannys

Me and my lucky blue jacket.

Cheers Grant.
 
AnakinPOTF said:
A man goes to the doctors with a banana stuck in his ear and a carrot stuck in his other ear he also had a pea stuck up his nostrol and a bit of sweetcorn stuck in his other nostrol and has a tub of salad cream poured all over his head.

The doctor says your not eating properly.

ALSO

Here is one i heard from Comedy Blue on Paramount so dont blame me if it puts you of your haggis.

Whats blue and likes to **** Grannys

Me and my lucky blue jacket.

Cheers Grant.
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One more joke i heard from Comedy Blue on Paramount.

Whats Spinnach and anal sex got in common.

/ If your forced to have it when your young then chances are you wont like it when your older. :shock:
 
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AnakinPOTF said:
Whats blue and likes to **** Grannys

Me and my lucky blue jacket.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: I live that one![/quote]

Thanks Weasel.

I wasnt sure if it would be to rude for this site.

Grant. :D
 
Ron said:
Grant I dont think any thing is to rude for here :D :D
Your light saber going to starting growing soon :D :D
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I hope so Ron. My mum told me i would have a big saber one day. :lol: :lol:

Thanks.

Grant
 
Ron said:
AnakinPOTF said:
Ron said:
Grant I dont think any thing is to rude for here :D :D
Your light saber going to starting growing soon :D :D
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I hope so Ron. My mum told me i would have a big saber one day. :lol: :lol:

Thanks.

Grant
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LOL
I think it starts growing about 70
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Cool Ron.

Im just of to play some rainbow 6 on the Xbox live so Il catch up with you tomorrow.
If you get 5 mins pop round tomorrow and show me how to upload pictures to and from Photobucket.
Thanks bud.
Grant.
 
Hello,

I just thought i would chime in with another **** joke.

Im not a racist by the way - What do you call a packie with a nice looking girlfriend.

As - If.

cheers.

Grant. :mrgreen:
 
This fella wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says: I've got some good news and bad news for you

Whats the bad news ? asks the patient

You've been in a car crash and you're paralysed from the waist down says the doctor. Your girlfriend was killed and your son is in a coma.

Thats appalling says the man. So what is the good news
You're favorite to win the X Factor next year
 
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