jokes

[jabbawokkie]

life contiues to get worst ......just found out we have got a paki in the family tree .but its not all bad ,he has been hanging there for weeks

 

[weasel]

:lol:

Nice!

 

[jayjedi]

:lol: he is bernard manning

 

[jabbawokkie]

pakistan have just resigned from cricket to concentrate on another sport


bob slaying

 

[jayjedi]

thats just nasty

 

[jabbawokkie]

thats just nasty

so why you laughing :lol: :lol:

 

[Fitzy]

I love just how fast topical jokes get into circulation after something has happened. No matter how obscure/surreal the event there's always great jokes abound litteraly days later. Great.

 

[jabbawokkie]

steve irwins were out in hours

 

[jayjedi]

you just dont think of peoples feelings jabba, what if his wife is a member of this forum and stumbles across you joke, how is she going to fell ? eh eh :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

you just dont think of peoples feelings jabba, what if his wife is a member of this forum and stumbles across you joke, how is she going to fell ? eh eh :lol:

then i will say what the **** is she doing on her days after her husband has been killed 8)

 

[weasel]

pakistan have just resigned from cricket to concentrate on another sport


bob slaying

:lol: Now that made me laugh!

 

[sith-smith]

After events like this, i wonder who actually invents the joke, and then how quickly it goes around?

 

[jabbawokkie]

After events like this, i wonder who actually invents the joke, and then how quickly it goes around?

i heard someone does it for phone company,s.they then send them out to random numbers knowing people will send theem on and make a mint from it

 

[jabbawokkie]

a dustman knocks on a japanese mans door.the jap says "HARRO,WOT U WANT"dustman asks"wheres ur bin""i bin in loo"says jap"no mate wheres ya dustbin" "i dust bin on loo!"says jap."no,no mate,where,s ur wheelie bin?""hokay,i wheelie bin havin a ****!"

 

[craignwo4life]

a dustman knocks on a japanese mans door.the jap says "HARRO,WOT U WANT"dustman asks"wheres ur bin""i bin in loo"says jap"no mate wheres ya dustbin" "i dust bin on loo!"says jap."no,no mate,where,s ur wheelie bin?""hokay,i wheelie bin havin a ****!"

Do you own a racist joke book ?!! :lol: 8)

 

[jabbawokkie]

a dustman knocks on a japanese mans door.the jap says "HARRO,WOT U WANT"dustman asks"wheres ur bin""i bin in loo"says jap"no mate wheres ya dustbin" "i dust bin on loo!"says jap."no,no mate,where,s ur wheelie bin?""hokay,i wheelie bin havin a ****!"

Do you own a racist joke book ?!! :lol: 8)

mate i have heard millions of jokes .just forget 90% get forgot

 

[jabbawokkie]

a little girl goes to barbers with her dad and stands next to him eating a cake while he has his hair cut.the barber smiles and says you will get hair on your muffin.i know she says ,i am gonna get tits to you dirty bastard

 

[jabbawokkie]

husband shouts to wife "come up stairs and look at this clock".when she gets up stairs he is stood there with a stiffy."thats not a clock"she says."it will be when you get 2 hands and a face on it"

 

[sith-smith]

a little girl goes to barbers with her dad and stands next to him eating a cake while he has his hair cut.the barber smiles and says you will get hair on your muffin.i know she says ,i am gonna get tits to you dirty bastard

That took me ages to get that one


:lol: :lol:

 

[Bollux]

and me :roll:

 

[sith-smith]

I got the second one straight away though :lol:

 

[craignwo4life]

That took me ages to get that one

It's the way he tells them !! :lol:

 

[sith-smith]

Yes, he has his own unique style. :lol:

 

[jayjedi]

a little girl goes to barbers with her dad and stands next to him eating a cake while he has his hair cut.the barber smiles and says you will get hair on your muffin.i know she says ,i am gonna get tits to you dirty bastard

That took me ages to get that one


:lol: :lol:

it threw me but there is an "o " missing on the last to :roll:

 

[Bollux]

that'll be it Jay, I thought it meant that the barber would be getting tits... :roll:

 

[jabbawokkie]

**** you then i wont tell you anymore

 

[sith-smith]

**** you then i wont tell you anymore

Now that was one of your funniest jokes.

You just won't be able to stop yourself.

 

[jayjedi]

oh come on we are only ******* with you big guy, the first one was very good. and we made no reference to granny sex for 2 days now.... oops :lol:

 

[Bollux]

of course he will tell us some more jokes, he quit the forum and only managed to stay away for two days, he wont be able to resist.

come on jabba, we dont mean to hurt your feelings you big soppy ****! :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

of course he will tell us some more jokes, he quit the forum and only managed to stay away for two days, he wont be able to resist.

come on jabba, we dont mean to hurt your feelings you big soppy ****! :lol:

you know i am only messing ,soppy **** do you really want me to type that conversation we had after you got the han bespin