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chazb73

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I have a facebook "friend" who is also someone I see fairly often and lives close by

What really pisses me of is when talking about things face to face we can be fairly agreeable about issues

But on FB he then sometimes posts something about what we have discussing (doesn't mention my name) and scoffs makes fun and generally slates the opinion I had on a particular subject :evil:

It really ****ing pisses me off.

It should be an easy solution delete the ****er. But like I said I see them regularly (which I can't help) and don't want to get into all the crap

Is this now the norm - weasels hiding behind a ****ing computer screen :twisted:
 
theres good friends, friends then theres acquantancies! i reckon hes the latter....sack him off. if he asks why tell him so
 
chazb73 said:
weasels hiding behind a ****ing computer screen :twisted:

yeah bloody weasel, proper backstabber :)

i know what you mean, i have facebook "friends" who are purely there to be nosey and probably hate me lol

but lets just not give a ****, thats the best remedy :)
 
He lives next door :lol:

Probably right to hide him/and not give a **** also :lol:

Didn't make the connection with the weasel bit :lol:
 
plantman said:
chazb73 said:
weasels hiding behind a ****ing computer screen :twisted:

yeah bloody weasel, proper backstabber :)



I know someone would say something along those lines! Funny ****er!

I think Todd has the best plan. If you dnt want the hassle of the "why did you delete me" conversation, just set FB up not to tell you anything about him and ignore the wanker.
 
Sounds like a **** to me.

I'm not big on making friends with neighbours if I am honest. It's nice to get on and be friendly when you see them but it can all go a bit tits up when certain situations arise and you end up falling out for whatever reason.

At least he showed his true colours to you, I mean did he really think you wouldn't remember the conversations you'd had with him? Probably best to just ignore him from now on or just be short with him like you've not got much time to chat!

Either that or piss through his letterbox.
 
Joe said:
Sounds like a **** to me.

I'm not big on making friends with neighbours if I am honest. It's nice to get on and be friendly when you see them but it can all go a bit tits up when certain situations arise and you end up falling out for whatever reason.

At least he showed his true colours to you, I mean did he really think you wouldn't remember the conversations you'd had with him? Probably best to just ignore him from now on or just be short with him like you've not got much time to chat!

Either that or piss through his letterbox.

:lol:

Funny you should say that Joe - I've been thinking we've became too friendly also

Ps ( I've got a pic heading your way)
 
It easy.

Have your little discussion with him. Get home, put some comments on Facebook and absolutely slate him.

Whats good for the goose is good for the gander. And if he asks you can tell him how ****ing annoying it is.
 
Facebook Friends, oh the irony of the modern day, I can't stand FB, I know there will be genuine people on there, but it strikes me, as you say Andy, a place to hide, and to dribble out pretentious, vacuous, Inane, vapid, pitiable, futile, nonsensical, crass simple minded unintelligent pointless comments. :evil: :evil: :evil:

It is a platform that has been invaded by a carcinogenic raft of complete and utter tossers, that have little to say of value, but plenty to imply :evil:

Anyway, did I say I didn't like FB?

My profuse apologies to anyone decent that uses FB I may have offended not my intention.

So Andy, knock on your neighbours door and ask " is.......( whatever his name is) ......in?" To which the reply will be " that's me! " to which your response is, " no ...the other one, your alter ego who posts on FB, I want to tell him just what I think of him face to face" :lol: see how that goes

If that fails, do you have a shovel and a patio?

Stuff him mate, do what Todd said :D :D


Rant over :evil:
 
Facebook causes so many problems. Don't take this the wrong way, just unfollow this person. No need to unfriend and make it obvious.
 
Michael Sith said:
Facebook Friends, oh the irony of the modern day, I can't stand FB, I know there will be genuine people on there, but it strikes me, as you say Andy, a place to hide, and to dribble out pretentious, vacuous, Inane, vapid, pitiable, futile, nonsensical, crass simple minded unintelligent pointless comments. :evil: :evil: :evil:

It is a platform that has been invaded by a carcinogenic raft of complete and utter tossers, that have little to say of value, but plenty to imply :evil:

Anyway, did I say I didn't like FB?

My profuse apologies to anyone decent that uses FB I may have offended not my intention.

So Andy, knock on your neighbours door and ask " is.......( whatever his name is) ......in?" To which the reply will be " that's me! " to which your response is, " no ...the other one, your alter ego who posts on FB, I want to tell him just what I think of him face to face" :lol: see how that goes

If that fails, do you have a shovel and a patio?

Stuff him mate, do what Todd said :D :D


Rant over :evil:

I agree Mike.

I have been close to removing myself from it many times.
 
Michael Sith said:
Facebook Friends, oh the irony of the modern day, I can't stand FB, I know there will be genuine people on there, but it strikes me, as you say Andy, a place to hide, and to dribble out pretentious, vacuous, Inane, vapid, pitiable, futile, nonsensical, crass simple minded unintelligent pointless comments. :evil: :evil: :evil:

It is a platform that has been invaded by a carcinogenic raft of complete and utter tossers, that have little to say of value, but plenty to imply :evil:

Anyway, did I say I didn't like FB?

My profuse apologies to anyone decent that uses FB I may have offended not my intention.

So Andy, knock on your neighbours door and ask " is.......( whatever his name is) ......in?" To which the reply will be " that's me! " to which your response is, " no ...the other one, your alter ego who posts on FB, I want to tell him just what I think of him face to face" :lol: see how that goes

If that fails, do you have a shovel and a patio?

Stuff him mate, do what Todd said :D :D


Rant over :evil:


I think you should whack out a poem regarding your feelings towards facebook
 
Boba Skinner said:
Michael Sith said:
Facebook Friends, oh the irony of the modern day, I can't stand FB, I know there will be genuine people on there, but it strikes me, as you say Andy, a place to hide, and to dribble out pretentious, vacuous, Inane, vapid, pitiable, futile, nonsensical, crass simple minded unintelligent pointless comments. :evil: :evil: :evil:

It is a platform that has been invaded by a carcinogenic raft of complete and utter tossers, that have little to say of value, but plenty to imply :evil:

Anyway, did I say I didn't like FB?

My profuse apologies to anyone decent that uses FB I may have offended not my intention.

So Andy, knock on your neighbours door and ask " is.......( whatever his name is) ......in?" To which the reply will be " that's me! " to which your response is, " no ...the other one, your alter ego who posts on FB, I want to tell him just what I think of him face to face" :lol: see how that goes

If that fails, do you have a shovel and a patio?

Stuff him mate, do what Todd said :D :D


Rant over :evil:


I think you should whack out a poem regarding your feelings towards facebook

Godd idea - over to you Mike :D
 
chazb73 said:
Boba Skinner said:
Michael Sith said:
Facebook Friends, oh the irony of the modern day, I can't stand FB, I know there will be genuine people on there, but it strikes me, as you say Andy, a place to hide, and to dribble out pretentious, vacuous, Inane, vapid, pitiable, futile, nonsensical, crass simple minded unintelligent pointless comments. :evil: :evil: :evil:

It is a platform that has been invaded by a carcinogenic raft of complete and utter tossers, that have little to say of value, but plenty to imply :evil:

Anyway, did I say I didn't like FB?

My profuse apologies to anyone decent that uses FB I may have offended not my intention.

So Andy, knock on your neighbours door and ask " is.......( whatever his name is) ......in?" To which the reply will be " that's me! " to which your response is, " no ...the other one, your alter ego who posts on FB, I want to tell him just what I think of him face to face" :lol: see how that goes

If that fails, do you have a shovel and a patio?

Stuff him mate, do what Todd said :D :D


Rant over :evil:


I think you should whack out a poem regarding your feelings towards facebook

Godd idea - over to you Mike :D

You should not encourage me :?


In bygone days a friend was usually just that,
You could discuss events, just chew the fat.
In the social arena, I mean usually the pub,
A group would form, now there's the rub,
A little banter, mixed with discussion light hearted,
Advice, support and pearls of wisdom imparted.
Then off away home, until the next time,
All parties away happy, and all is fine.
Then the advent of facebook, a misnomer I say,
Do you know who your talking to, I think nay.
Anonymity provided for those nefarious types,
Who bicker, who argue and proffer up snipes.
This all done, for no good reason, other than snide,
Simply to satiate a hunger to ridicule, mock and deride,
As behind technology they do cower,
Thinking they wield some level of power,
Over those that are normal, and of sound mind,
Who are decent, gracious, polite and kind.
Life is short, there is no exception to the rule,
So waste not your time as a facebook fool.
I much prefer to speak plain and true,
In the hope that like minded people will take that cue.
Each to his own though, I will not bitterness entreat,
The ones of which I speak must remain not deplete.
The vapid, the foolish, the stupid, we don't have to look far,
The existence of facebook means we know where they are!


Disclaimer......

There will be members of Facebook that are decent upstanding individuals, therefore my words are not directed at them, only toward the types that we are all aware of. :wink:
 
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