naughtyjedi
Sith Lord
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lets discuss the latest death star
first of all, the Resistance committee are almost taking the piss.. even Solo is casual about blowing it up. Theres a great line in the rebel base from Leia about it too about blowing up death stars.
The failures:
Death Star 1 : Got found out, but it was a stroke of luck. Needed a one in a million shot to blow it up. It did however kill several billion people
Death Star 2: Got found out. This time came with an actual shield, and guarded by several battalions. Emperor was quite keen on his plan working. I always wondered that if the Death Star had to move to get near its prey, how would it do that? Or was this only whilst it was being built? Killed a few thousand rebels but really didnt do a great lot of damage before getting zapped.
Starkiller base, Death Star 3: This time dead easy when you have a defector in your midst to blow it up, as he worked there. Killed probably quite a few billion more than the first one. Sadly also took out an entire planet when it was destroyed. Probably a lot cheaper, planet was probably free.. energy stolen from the sun - free, then just a few bits and bobs and a massive lens.
Death star 4: Needs to be a solid structure with zero entry points. A monster snooker ball which rams into planets taking them out like a baked conker.
The only thing the death stars do wrong is that they don't last long, but you add up the deaths, then they do earn the name. I reckon its in the 50 billion people they've wiped out. Not bad per death star. Should be pretty much tyrannical by now...
I really like the obsession with star wars baddies that they keep building death stars.
first of all, the Resistance committee are almost taking the piss.. even Solo is casual about blowing it up. Theres a great line in the rebel base from Leia about it too about blowing up death stars.
The failures:
Death Star 1 : Got found out, but it was a stroke of luck. Needed a one in a million shot to blow it up. It did however kill several billion people
Death Star 2: Got found out. This time came with an actual shield, and guarded by several battalions. Emperor was quite keen on his plan working. I always wondered that if the Death Star had to move to get near its prey, how would it do that? Or was this only whilst it was being built? Killed a few thousand rebels but really didnt do a great lot of damage before getting zapped.
Starkiller base, Death Star 3: This time dead easy when you have a defector in your midst to blow it up, as he worked there. Killed probably quite a few billion more than the first one. Sadly also took out an entire planet when it was destroyed. Probably a lot cheaper, planet was probably free.. energy stolen from the sun - free, then just a few bits and bobs and a massive lens.
Death star 4: Needs to be a solid structure with zero entry points. A monster snooker ball which rams into planets taking them out like a baked conker.
The only thing the death stars do wrong is that they don't last long, but you add up the deaths, then they do earn the name. I reckon its in the 50 billion people they've wiped out. Not bad per death star. Should be pretty much tyrannical by now...
I really like the obsession with star wars baddies that they keep building death stars.