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Do you have to help them carry your stuff to their getaway car just in case they put their back out and sue you? I'm sure a burglar got money off someone because they tripped over or something. If I thought they would be suing I would make sure I got my money's worth when I got hold of them.

It's not like she stayed home doing the washing and ironing or anything while Paul was out working so why the **** did she expect half of his money. I think she said that she wanted more because she had to turn down numerous lucrative contracts. Bollocks! I'm sure people were queuing up to hire...

I think the law states "reasonable force" can be used which is ridiculous. "Excuse me Mr. Burglar/Murderer, would you mind leaving my house promptly or I may have to use reasonable force on you." You can imagine how a desperate criminal would be shitting himself at the thought of that.

Completely agree. If I haven't bothered to look you up in 10 years take the hint and piss off. I'm half tempted to join these things just so I can tell people that they were ****wits back then and I don't anticipate that much has changed in the last decade.

British natural disasters are really **** so everytime we get a pathetic earthquake people go overboard on it. About the worst things we get are floods which are pretty grim for people. Sometimes it gets a bit windy too. The insurers should brace themselves for a flood of dodgy insurance...

Brilliant! :D That's like going up to an ugly person and asking them if they played the elephant man.

you could be more careful moving furniture .........how far you from me £££££££££££ :roll: :D The genius who put in the fitted bedroom decided to build the floor to ceiling wardrobe outside the room it was for. You can see where I'm going with this can't you?

Isn't that where Keegan is from and has such fond memories of? What did he say, "the best view is in your rear view mirror as you're driving away"? Klassic Kevin Keegan.

I could damage the rest of the ceiling so it all matches. See, I'm thinking outside the box all the time.

Leeds really shows how precarious a position a team can be in. I remember saying at the start of the season, when everyone was saying that it was going to be Liverpool's year, that we should be looking over our shoulder rather than matching United and what not. We've a few debts and if we didn't...

I'd have loved to have been privy to the meeting where they discussed how they were going to bring the R2-D2 character to life: Prop guy: "George, we could spend $30 million dollars on a state of the art animatronic droid." Lucas: "Hmmm, the studio won't like that." Prop guy: "Or we could...

Liverpool not Leeds. I'd have to have some audacity to take the piss out of anyone if I was a Leeds fan. Tell you what, Newcastle need to be wary of becoming the next Leeds.

That droid must be enormous, it's as big as that bloke! :wink:

Took them monks ****in' ages to print them as well.

I hear that they are so rare because the papyrus they are printed on isn't very robust. :D As a LFC fan I lose track of all the stuff we have won. Most teams have glory years, we have glory decades. Also we didn't want to beat Barnsley anyway. Nothing good ever came out of barnsley. :wink:

Interesting story in the news recently about the relative difficulty/value of different courses. Easiest/most useless were things like sociology and literature which were described euphemistically as something like "non-critical writing about personal opinions or aesthetics". (or shite as the...

When there isn't a colour picture of the last time a team won anything it is generally a bad sign.

Is he really a theology teacher? Isn't that one of those subjects that they make you teach something else as well because it's not a "proper" subject. Like PE teachers. :D What do you teach?

Probably the last time a Sheffield team won anything.

Just joking, I've found the plasterers, chemists (me) and physicists very knowledgeable. :D