Few jokes here, needless to say most are in questionable taste..........
Prince Phillip is said to be ashamed and dissapointed at his grandson's behaviour.............He can't believe he called the little paki bastard his "friend"
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Couple driving home and run over a badger, they get out and fnd it's still breathng but freezing cold. He says "put it between your legs to warm it up" she says "but it's all wet and it stinks" he says "well, hold the badgers ****ing nose then!"
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Women Eh!
Boob-jobs, nose-jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, pierced nipples, pierced bellies, pierced clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, legs waxed, lips tattooed, tits tattooed, arms tattooed, legs tattooed, lengthy diets, strenuous exercise........................and THEN they won't take it up the arse cos "it hurts!"
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After a whirlwond romance Garry Glitter has announced he is to wed his financee. When asked by the press why his new in-laws weren't going to be present at the ceremony he replied that his new wife didnt speak to her parents after an awful holiday in Portugal 18 months ago!
Prince Phillip is said to be ashamed and dissapointed at his grandson's behaviour.............He can't believe he called the little paki bastard his "friend"
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Couple driving home and run over a badger, they get out and fnd it's still breathng but freezing cold. He says "put it between your legs to warm it up" she says "but it's all wet and it stinks" he says "well, hold the badgers ****ing nose then!"
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Women Eh!
Boob-jobs, nose-jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, pierced nipples, pierced bellies, pierced clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, legs waxed, lips tattooed, tits tattooed, arms tattooed, legs tattooed, lengthy diets, strenuous exercise........................and THEN they won't take it up the arse cos "it hurts!"
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After a whirlwond romance Garry Glitter has announced he is to wed his financee. When asked by the press why his new in-laws weren't going to be present at the ceremony he replied that his new wife didnt speak to her parents after an awful holiday in Portugal 18 months ago!