worst sexual experiance

lol just see this thread

shje actually washed tond whilst here and had brought disposeable knickers with her and they looked mank too,

lol even if her ***** was the freshest sweet thing ever i wouldnt go down on it but if i had on her i think i would have frothed at the lips too lol
 
Possibly the worst experience for a dog....................
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Hello,

I thought i would share this with you guys. Before we start this DID NOT happen to me it was one of my mates.
One night one of my mates was at a party in this girls house. They were getting drunk as ****.
So he ends up chatting to this younger model.
To cut a long story short he ended up in bed with her.
During the sex session she told him to get up out of her bed. He did then she went and put a big blue sheet on the bed and told him to quickly get back on the bed. so he did as he was told. This is when she pished all over his chest.
Some people might like this but my mate didnt appreciate it.
He said it was disgusting...

So if you ever find yourself doing the bone dance with your girl and she asks you to move over for a sheet and you aint keen on golden showers then you have been warned.

Cheers Grant.
:D
 
weasel said:
So Ron's sister pissed on you then!? :lol:

Dude. No way. She aint like that.

If this had happened to me i wouldnt be sharing the story id still be washing that smell of pish away.

I bet my mate John wishs he never told a sole.

The girl ended up going out with another one ofmy mates from a different circle of friends and i always wondered if she pished on him to. STINKY BITCH. :mrgreen:

cheers mate.

Grant.
 
Been two years since this was bumped so...........


For all newbie's or anyone who hasn't read this before, enjoy your Xmas dinner later! :lol: :evil:
 
Omg... Well that was an experience...
Great thread, the frothing fanny is a revolting mental image that will probably stay with me over the festive period. Very funny though :lol:
 
there was some crazy **** on here when it started. Buying a lap top tomorrow so hopefully will get back to posting shite in a few weeks
 

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