worst sexual experiance

jabbawokkie said:
has rebel scum gone quite as well
Yeah, it's like a morgue over there at the minute, even the classifieds are dead as nobody wants to sell much until after Christmas. :evil:
 
To clear things up this was nearly 3 years ago now and i shagged others since as not just a sado who only gets birds online :) although admitedly only others i have got are from work as i am a social recluse
since then i dont contact her but last year i got an email from her stating she has now got married lol the poor bloke

as for asking for a blowjob Han no matter how persistant i was she wouldnt take me up on it
and as for her photos i found her webshots album http://community.webshots.com/user/catooi?vhost=community of her time in london with me and theres a few pictures of her in there although most of the time she was taking pics of the sights or me and i was too lazy to take pics of her lol

i dont like webshots as much now as it dont let you save jpgs to your desktop as easy as it use
 
Two reasons for this post,

1) I thought some of our newer members might want a laugh at it, and hopefully to add to it.

2) I met a bloke at the w/e who (I was told later) had gone down on a bird on her period, AFTER she told him she was on her period. He then went and met up with his mates without washing his face. He was ****ing caked in blood and god knows what and he just turns up at his mates house!
DRUNK, obviously, but that's still no excuse!


Anyway, first time readers, skip to the start and read away. Some funny stories on here. If your eating though, it might be an idea to wait till you've finished! :wink:
 
I don't know how i missed Lee's post :shock:

I suddnely feel very sick, and Lee you should've guessed it wasn't going to be pleasant experience - she's called ming :lol:
 
Oh my God I feel sick.

Lee, seriously mate, WTF?

I don't care what you guys say, that story beats mine hands down.

FFS, I have to add more as I have only just read this and feel physically ill.

After sticking your knob in there you really should have just castrated yourself.


oh God i'm going to throw up................
 
lee gray said:
since then i dont contact her but last year i got an email from her stating she has now got married lol the poor bloke

i was hoping you were going to say she got pregnant and had a little lee. all we really want to know is ... did you go down on it lee :wink:
 
I think Bollux got it spot on, you'd have to wash in bleach for weeks before you felt clean!
 
I think Ming is a beautiful woman, with her own inner light. I think you are all mean spirited and lack compassion for your fellow human beings.
 
Lee Bullock said:
I think Ming is a beautiful woman, with her own inner light. I think you are all mean spirited and lack compassion for your fellow human beings.


yeah but you still wouldnt **** her :lol: :lol:
 
To say that she froths is probably misrepresenting her quim. I think her love tunnel was salivating in eager anticipation for a good rooting!
 
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