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Sith Lord
grab a coffee before you read this ..its long !
well mine was my first too , it was my first night out in the town centre, i was 15, all the lads i was out with all looked a lot older than i did so i spent half the night on the walls outside the pub...anyway i ended up in this **** hole at the arse end of sunderland (home town) but the condtion of me being able to go out was - i had to be in on the last bus at 11:25pm, i snook away from the group as i did want to admit my mam said i had to go home early as it was my first night out !
anyway on the last bus (**** faced) i ended up getting off the wrong stop so as i was wlaking home these 2 OLDER LASSES walked by and shouted "get your kit off", so i said take me back to yours and i will, she grabbed my srm and next thing i know iam in this sitting room and there was a girl who was in the year above me in school watching T.V , this woman i was with said "thanks very much" and gave her a tenner ??.... then i klicked she was the baby sitter !!!! i was 15 and this lass was 37
within a mili-second of the baby sitter going home she jumped on me a shagged me senceless.. then i woke up it was 4:30am...**** ! my mam was going to kill me... i got up (very quitely as i did want to explain why i had to go ) , i picked up my clothes and sneaked down stairs , got dressed then tried to leave ... all the doors and windows were locked and i couldnt open them .. i went back upstairs and climbed out of a window ..hung-out and dropped onto the grass...then ran like ****...
when i got home all the lights were on and a cop car was in our drive ! and as if that wasnt embarassing enough- my mam and dad ripped into me there and then "where the **** have you been etc..", i tried lying and i told them that i missed the last bus and i had to walk home .. but as its only 45 minutes walk away that didnt wash .. but it wasnt that what gave me away !!! my mam said youve been with a woman havent you ... " go look in the mirror"...... feeling puzzled i went to our sitting room mirror and i looked like i'd been eating a beetroot blindfolded.... yes you guessed it she was on ! i also has love bites all around my neck !
i didnt go to the town for a while
and to make matters worse a year later i had a day off work and my mam asked me to go shopping with her as she had a lot of stuff to carry home , so i went to the local shops ... guess who was there !!! and to make it worse she started to approach us ............................... she knew my mam !!!! , and i could tell for the first couple of seconds she didnt recodnise me ...then you could see the penny just dropped ..to say she blushed is an understatment.....i ****in ****:evil: :evil:
well mine was my first too , it was my first night out in the town centre, i was 15, all the lads i was out with all looked a lot older than i did so i spent half the night on the walls outside the pub...anyway i ended up in this **** hole at the arse end of sunderland (home town) but the condtion of me being able to go out was - i had to be in on the last bus at 11:25pm, i snook away from the group as i did want to admit my mam said i had to go home early as it was my first night out !
anyway on the last bus (**** faced) i ended up getting off the wrong stop so as i was wlaking home these 2 OLDER LASSES walked by and shouted "get your kit off", so i said take me back to yours and i will, she grabbed my srm and next thing i know iam in this sitting room and there was a girl who was in the year above me in school watching T.V , this woman i was with said "thanks very much" and gave her a tenner ??.... then i klicked she was the baby sitter !!!! i was 15 and this lass was 37
within a mili-second of the baby sitter going home she jumped on me a shagged me senceless.. then i woke up it was 4:30am...**** ! my mam was going to kill me... i got up (very quitely as i did want to explain why i had to go ) , i picked up my clothes and sneaked down stairs , got dressed then tried to leave ... all the doors and windows were locked and i couldnt open them .. i went back upstairs and climbed out of a window ..hung-out and dropped onto the grass...then ran like ****...
when i got home all the lights were on and a cop car was in our drive ! and as if that wasnt embarassing enough- my mam and dad ripped into me there and then "where the **** have you been etc..", i tried lying and i told them that i missed the last bus and i had to walk home .. but as its only 45 minutes walk away that didnt wash .. but it wasnt that what gave me away !!! my mam said youve been with a woman havent you ... " go look in the mirror"...... feeling puzzled i went to our sitting room mirror and i looked like i'd been eating a beetroot blindfolded.... yes you guessed it she was on ! i also has love bites all around my neck !
i didnt go to the town for a while
and to make matters worse a year later i had a day off work and my mam asked me to go shopping with her as she had a lot of stuff to carry home , so i went to the local shops ... guess who was there !!! and to make it worse she started to approach us ............................... she knew my mam !!!! , and i could tell for the first couple of seconds she didnt recodnise me ...then you could see the penny just dropped ..to say she blushed is an understatment.....i ****in ****:evil: :evil:
