worst sexual experiance

You asked for it!

Nearly ten years old and it still gives me nightmares. Consider that a friendly warning.
 
This is a blast from past. Mine got deleted because ex wife read it and went nuts . New wife's sane so I,ll tell the tale again .prob a bit shorter as memories faded ,thankfully
Basically I was a bit worse for wear .pulled a fatty and took her round back of pub . Way to pissed to manage owt so ****ed of back to pub .stood talking to a mate and realised I was all sticky .when lights came on I realised I was covered in blood.........
Gary thanks for bringing this thread back up I had forgot all about that
 
This thread is proper ****ed up :lol:

Story 1 - I had this girlfriend who [edited as it didn't sound right] A mate had tried before but got no joy. [edited] In the end in the back of my Fiat camper - Bingo! Lasted about 30 seconds. [edited] For ****s sake :roll:

Story 2 - Years ago I met this girl in India [edited to a more family friendly version] my nuts were killing me and the old chap wouldn't perform properly. Ended up at a local doctor who gave me some strong pain killers. In the end [edited again] before she went off round the world for four months. Met back up in England and did some serious catching up :wink: *

*i've edited these stories just in case ...
 
Can't a mod delete this thread for the great of good for all like Lee Gray to mention one. Frothy Fanny YUK,!!!. 8)
 

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