jabbawokkie
Grand Master
weasel said:
couldnt help myself :lol: :lol: :lol:
something i wont have to buy again anyway :lol:
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couldnt help myself :lol: :lol: :lol:
something i wont have to buy again anyway :lol:
Thank god for that it sounds like jabba has finally done the best thing for the rest of mankind and had the snip :lol: is that why youre off work you wuss
If anyone cares im a plasterer too but also doing a bit of kitchen/bathroom fitting
If anyone cares im a plasterer too but also doing a bit of kitchen/bathroom fitting
jabbawokkie
Grand Master
wozza35 said:
i had it on friday so i had weeken d to recover then had monday of as well .went back tueday but should have had proberly to more days off .good to see you back any way
jabbawokkie
Grand Master
wozza35 said:
i was ok for first few hours.we pulled up tosupermarket and wind blew car door opem and i lunged to grab it .**** my shelf thought i may have bust stitches
Bollux
Grand Master
my mate said he went with one in amsterdam and she was still washing herself out when he walked in!
jabbawokkie
Grand Master
Bollux said:
my mate :roll:
Bollux
Grand Master
yes it was actually, my fat little greek mate!
he still had a go at her though! :lol:
he still had a go at her though! :lol:
First stag do I was at in the 'Dam, a guy said after he had finished with her she was up and at the window trying to get the next punter in before he had even got the johnny off. Apparently, it was extra for her to take her top off and when he lifted the lid of the bin to get rid of his johnny there were dozens of other used ones in there. :?
jabbawokkie
Grand Master
there not looking for their soul mate :roll:
No, but if you were about to shag a whore in Amsterdam and as you walked in some other guy was lying naked on the bed still in the process of taking off his johnny, would that not make you think twice? :?
Actually, maybe you would like that! :lol:
Actually, maybe you would like that! :lol:
jabbawokkie
Grand Master
weasel said:
i have been there and done it and that doesnt happen
jabbawokkie
Grand Master
i was 19 and working in germany and we all went for day .it was a thai bird and she ws a woman before you start .i ws nailing her in front of this big mirror and she looked golden and i looked like casper the ghost .my arse was that white it was like a ****ing light bulb :lol: :lol: :lol:
my mate said dont let them rip you off .i went in to one he into other .when we came out i said it cost Ã'£22 he said Ã'£100 i asked why as he was there same lenght of time as me .he said she kept saying times up so he just kept throwing money at her :lol: :lol: :lol:
my mate said dont let them rip you off .i went in to one he into other .when we came out i said it cost Ã'£22 he said Ã'£100 i asked why as he was there same lenght of time as me .he said she kept saying times up so he just kept throwing money at her :lol: :lol: :lol:
Another 'story' a guy came up with when we were in Amsterdam (I don't believe it myself as he was full of it); APPARENTLY as he was shagging this whore he asked if he could do her up the arse for some extra money, and she said "no, but I can do you in the arse if you want?" :?
Like I said, I think he was talking ****, BUT............where exactly is the turn on in being done up the arse by a (female) whore? :?
(I added the "by a whore" bit so Han didn't start one of his navy stories!) :lol:
Like I said, I think he was talking ****, BUT............where exactly is the turn on in being done up the arse by a (female) whore? :?
(I added the "by a whore" bit so Han didn't start one of his navy stories!) :lol:
jabbawokkie
Grand Master
another is when someone is tied to bed and a big bl ...sorry afro carribean comes in and bums them and they end up in nut house
Darth Wensleydale
Sith Lord
Wasn't this post about everyones jobs? Even by this forums standards thats one hell of a tangent to go off on :lol: :lol: :lol:
