think your hard,what injuries have you had

[jabbawokkie]

i will start from when i was about 5 .playing tiggy at school ,i fell the kid chasing me fell on to me smashing my head in to floor.lots of blood ,nice scar
when i was 8 i jumped of a shed roof and somehow fetching the window down with out me,slicing my wrist open .lucky it was to the side or it would have gone straight through my veins and you would not have the honour of knowing me :lol:

then at 13 i blew my self up ,well my left leg anyway

then when i was 20 fork truck tipped 2 cable drums over and they tipped over and smashed my head in to another busting my head and splitting my top lip near enough in half.........note i still never went down though when i saw my hands covered in blood and the look on everyones face legs went like ****ing jelly and i need a little help to 1st aid


never broke a bone though

 

[craignwo4life]

I've never broken a bone either.

The only time I have had to stay in hospital was for 2 hernia operations. The first one occurred at work and I was in agony. Luckily I got to see the doctor 2 hours later who sent me straight to hospital for an emergency operation. :evil: The problem was because I had eaten only a few hours previously they decided to leave me in hospital for 24 hours before they could do anything, although they did try to push it back in !! :x

That 24 hours was the worst and most painful of my life, lying in that bed being wheeled around into different rooms up and down lifts, feeling as though my groin was about to explode at any time. :twisted:

I was in hospital for 3 days with some very nice nurses looking after my every need !! 8)

Six months later they decided to operate the other side just to strengthen it although this time it was on day release. They won't release you until you can go to the toilet but the trouble was when I walked it opened some of the stitching and my tracksuit bottoms were covered in blood but these nurses didn't give a **** !!! Instead they got a wheelchair just to get rid of me !!! :evil:

 

[jabbawokkie]

i also did my back in 2 years ago.doc said it had gone in to spasm and i have never known pain like it .****ing agony .couldnt walk..couldnt even move.bloke at gym told me its the worst muscle to hurt

 

[weasel]

Jesus where do I start.

Spilt my head open 4 times as a kid, highlights include falling 30 foot out of a tree onto a plank then the concrete. Mum taking me and wee brother to hospital as we had both managed to crack our skulls. Him cos I hit him with a rake, me cos he retaliated and hit me with a spade :lol:

Also had a few broken fingers and broken both hands (smashed by hockey balls/sticks), fractured skull (hit by a hockey stick last new years day) and two broken knee caps (hockey sticks, again). Have to admit the knee caps didnt hurt at all.......and I aint trying to sound hard as nails, cos .........well I sure as hell aint!

And yeah I know a Northern Irish bloke with his knee caps done! :wink:

 

[jayjedi]

when i was 8 climbed up a sewage plant and jumped off repeatedly breaking my ankle, but jumped off after doing it not realising what i'd done
age 10 jumped over barbed wire fencing, didn't judge it right and caught bollock and inside thigh, blood everywhere and i had to run home holding my nuts hoping they wouldn't drop :lol:
age 11 walking in woods with sis we spot an adder in the bushes , i ran like a twat back to parents to show them and went arse over tit on a tree root and put my teeth through my top lip
14 had sex for the first time and ended up on the operating table. ( we know that story) 4 weeks later playing football for holbeach when i shoudn't have been. took a ball to the balls , splitting my stitches wide open
16 was a passenger in my first rta , my mate was showing off and we went straight through a brick wall
6 months later another mate flipped his honda civic over in a potato field windscreen shattered in my face and i looked like something from hellraiser

 

[jabbawokkie]

Jesus where do I start.

Spilt my head open 4 times as a kid, highlights include falling 30 foot out of a tree onto a plank then the concrete. Mum taking me and wee brother to hospital as we had both managed to crack our skulls. Him cos I hit him with a rake, me cos he retaliated and hit me with a spade :lol:

Also had a few broken fingers and broken both hands (smashed by hockey balls/sticks), fractured skull (hit by a hockey stick last new years day) and two broken knee caps (hockey sticks, again). Have to admit the knee caps didnt hurt at all.......and I aint trying to sound hard as nails, cos .........well I sure as hell aint!

And yeah I know a Northern Irish bloke with his knee caps done! :wink:

**** me weasel you every thought about darts .then again scrap thet idea with your luck

 

[craignwo4life]

I tore my groin in the gym about 10 years ago doing seated cable rows but I was being cocky and stretched back to far.

I could feel the blood pouring into my groin and the swelling growing straight away. :x

I didn't go to the gym for nearly 10 years after that but now I am much more carefull !!! :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

I tore my groin in the gym about 10 years ago doing seated cable rows but I was being cocky and stretched back to far.

I could feel the blood pouring into my groin and the swelling growing straight away. :x

I didn't go to the gym for nearly 10 years after that but now I am much more carefull !!! :lol:

i did some crunches other day for first time in ages and when i got on bike i felt something weird btm left of stomach so i stopped .got tolgd it ws a groin strain but didnt know your groin went this far up .is the lad who told me wrong

 

[jayjedi]

the worst pain was when my kidny spasmed.i suffered a bout of what is commonly known as renal colic
i have had bollock pain and a few others but this tops everything.. i was rocking on the sofa through gritted teeth and tears until the doc came and stuck me with morphine .

never found out why it did it and it hasn't happened since but i never want to experience that one again

 

[weasel]

"I could feel the blood pouring into my groin and the swelling growing straight away"


Is that when you bust the groin Craig, or when you saw Kelly on TV? :wink:

 

[weasel]

I was thinking more Tiddly winks Jabba! :lol:


Seen a guy get hit in the balls and have to be taken to hospital to have one of them pulled back down. :lol:
He literally went white in a second, put his hands on his balls and fell forward landing on his face. In between screaming in pain and crying he was pukin.............obviously we stood and laughed at him!

 

[jayjedi]

I was thinking more Tiddly winks Jabba! :lol:


Seen a guy get hit in the balls and have to be taken to hospital to have one of them pulled back down. :lol:
He literally went white in a second, put his hands on his balls and fell forward landing on his face. In between screaming in pain and crying he was pukin.............obviously we stood and laughed at him!

a true bloke thing to do weasel :lol:

 

[weasel]

I know, it's funny as ****, as long as it's not you!

 

[sith-smith]

well,

I sliced the top of a knuckle off when i was 4

In woodwork at school I nearly cut right through my finger.

Sliced my elbow open with one of my mum's knitting needles.

Dislocated a thumb

Whiplash three times. Concussion. and hundreds of sprains.

Plus a spine injury.

No broken bones as of yet though.

 

[jabbawokkie]

Sliced my elbow open with one of my mum's knitting needles.

i need to know full details of this gaz or i am gonna have to start calling you gail :lol:

 

[sith-smith]

Well, not quite sure what Happened.

I didn't feel it happen, just saw the blood on my jeans, saw a knitting needle sticking up between the cushions, then saw the cut in my elbow.

 

[edd_jedi]

ive never broken anything so far! however i did have kidney failur when i was about 4 or 5, which was pretty savage i've been told

 

[craignwo4life]

Well, not quite sure what Happened.

I didn't feel it happen, just saw the blood on my jeans, saw a knitting needle sticking up between the cushions, then saw the cut in my elbow.

So you didn't feel a prick then Gary !! :lol: :wink:

 

[wozza35]

here we go then
ive broken all the fingers on both hands and a couple of knuckles,nose twice,jaw once,wrist once my back is now ****ed and ive had 3 broken discs removed and i had to have my ear cut off and operated on as i had an infection that had got to the fluid on my brain because the ****ing quacks never took any notice of what i was telling them,but they did put my ear back on and apart from that ive been fine :lol:

 

[weasel]

:shock: Jesus Wozza!

Were you a champion parked car chaser as a kid or something?