The Acolyte 4th June, 2024

[Cazza]

Really like the look/sound of this and the interview with Leslye Headland is very encouraging. My one reservation is that I hope it doesn't go too down the martial arts route, but I'm happy to go with it. Love the poster.

The Acolyte | Star Wars Series

In The Acolyte, an investigation into a shocking crime spree pits a Jedi Master against a dangerous warrior from his past. Premieres June 4 on Disney+.

www.starwars.com

 

[theforceuk]

Yes looks wicked and fresh at first glance, hopefully will not disappoint!

 

[supergoose]

Looking forward to it - haven't watched the trailer as I avoid trailers like the plague these days ! I hope it's got a bit of grit and darkness to it and it's placed in a more "lived in" universe. I found Ahsoka a bit "polished"
Fingers crossed

 

[Cazza]

It does look pretty dark. Blood on a Disney poster!

 

[supergoose]

It does look pretty dark. Blood on a Disney poster!

Ha ! What would Walt say about that

 

[Grant_C]

Woke-a-mania bingo! I got a full house in 4 seconds.

I dread this project.

"For over a thousand generations ..... " Nevermind.

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi"....Nevermind.

Leslye Headland is said some radically feminist things and was also Harvey Weinsteins Personal Assistant. Perfect qualifications to slip into George Lucas shoes.

I'd LOVE to be proved wrong, but I think this is going to be as bad as Disneys Willow nonsense. A load of woke virtue signalling with flat characters, a story that rips up the lore and a loest common denominator Pepsi interpretation of mythical philosophy and allegory story telling.

 

[Grant_C]

It does look pretty dark. Blood on a Disney poster!

There was a Force Awakens teaser poster with Finns Bloody helmet on it, but they ultimately used a boring title poster instead. I've only seen it as a topps card.

 

[Cazza]

Surely NOTHING can be as bad as Willow She won me over a bit with her interview on the link above. She was REALLY into the 90's EU stuff etc- sounds like a proper fan. I like the idea of the thriller/mystery story, Jedi being knocked off etc. Decent cast, too. Has great potential and the trailer looks good. Of course, it could all go pear-shaped. Not too long until we find out...

 

[Twin30mm]

Woke-a-mania bingo! I got a full house in 4 seconds.

It's all so boringly predictable isn't it.
Apparently, our Leslye drinks from the furry cup. You'd never know, as she only mentions it every ****ing five seconds.

I'll still give it a go for the laughs, but I think we all know where this is going.

What with this and Lucas siding with the Disney 'White Slavers' (his words) in Igers proxy battle with Nelson Peltz, I think its safe to say SW has been finally flushed down the shitter.

 

[Snaketibe]

The first new Acolyte figures were released today. I haven't bothered.

 

[Grant_C]

The first new Acolyte figures were released today. I haven't bothered.

It's a shame that companies are obligated to commit resource to the next Disney flop and not what the fans want.

I think they may stay the course until all the original fans have been pushed out and replaced by kids who think patricide makes sense for love story

 

[Twin30mm]

The first new Acolyte figures were released today. I haven't bothered.

Soon to be warming a shelf at a Poundland near you.
Hasbro must be over the moon.

 

[kabuchi7]

CAM looks like shes gone full Neo pulling off fight moves right outta the Matrix