stupidist vintage weapon award goes to

[poncho]

the palace blaster only stays in the figure hands at an angle! used to piss me off as a kid and still does now as a adult!

 

[itfciain]

A few other candidates

Biker Scout Blaster - off at an angle
Luke Stormtrooper & Trilogo Boba Fett - neither stay in place
Teebo - axe really struggles to stay in place
A-Wing Pilot & Imperial Gunners - girls guns, far too small
Han Carbonite - how the **** is a block of plastic a suitable weapon ?

 

[tiefighterboy]

Madine's ****ing pointy stick.....Oh and Ackbars magic wand.

 

[poncho]

A few other candidates

Biker Scout Blaster - off at an angle
Luke Stormtrooper & Trilogo Boba Fett - neither stay in place
Teebo - axe really struggles to stay in place
A-Wing Pilot & Imperial Gunners - girls guns, far too small
Han Carbonite - how the **** is a block of plastic a suitable weapon ?

oh god yeah the imperial gunner weapon is way to fiddly no wonder i lost them as a child!

when i nearly finished my loose mint run a few years ago! i bought a lando general and when i opened the package i put the gun in his hand to bask in its glory the damn weapon fell out and dropped out on the floor and to this day i still cant find it, ive replaced it since but grrr. stupid little weapons lol

 

[Grant_C]

Madines WTF wand.

 

[.Q.]

Ugnaught's handbag, all ready for dancing round in the disco. And why would Cloud Car pilots need comm links? Do they need to keep their chat private to hide their forbidden love for each other? Most awesome got to be Amanaman's uber voodoo trident of shrunken noggins.

 

[JuniorChubb]

Its Ree Yees' golden gun for me, what a pile of shite.

But while I'm here...

Prune Face too, WTF is a rifle doing in star wars?

Wasn't there a Hoth Storm Trooper that came with an Action Force style gun also left me stumped.

Spot on Q, Why did Cloud Car pilot get a communicator thingy?

21-B and a silver rod, the magic wand of healing?

 

[Dr Dengar]

Most stupid weapon?

For sure Anakin's invisible double barrel shot gun. It got lost constantly.

BTW: I never understood why Kenner decided to package the same gun with Imperial Dignitary.

Best weapon? AT AT driver's gun!!

 

[edd_jedi]

Got to be this stupid thing surely:

 

[CRAZYHAZY]

Has to be the B-wing and imperial gunner blaster for me . what a pile of crap!
The sculpt and detailing is awful looks like a peice of melted plastic. and whats with the size !! its too bloody small for a jawa never mind them.

 

[olisuds]

Most awesome got to be Amanaman's uber voodoo trident of shrunken noggins.

It looks awesome but how the hell does he hold it. It's the only figure in my display not holding his weapon. I gave up with it long ago

 

[Dark Sith Lord]

Got to agree about Amanamnan weapon! Its soo big how the **** is he supposed to hold it :?

 

[Frunkstar]

Have to agree with quite a few of the above guys & great idea for a thread BTW, the Ree yee's is bloody awful what a total turd burger rifle, 2-1b's & pointer is pants, but one not already mentioned & one of my personal bug bears is the Bussh Rife - WTF is that about, like in real life you would drag a rifle that size about, may as well have done with it & use it as a bloody spear for what use it would be as a quick fire solution, sniper use yeah I can see (just) but in reality who would drag it round all day - nothing like a good blaster at your side!

 

[wbobafett]

To me its also Teebo axe.

I can trick every weapon (have learned it) in place...but Teebo axe??? Never ever....it pops out all the time, so better just put it in the "belt" from the horn! Stupid +%&§$&§$%&* AXE!!!! I hate it!

 

[Stormtrooper37]

B-wing Pilot and Imperial Gunner - weapons far too small, as the Imperial Gunner is black and the weapon black it's hard to even notice he is holding a weapon.

Bossk's weapon always made me smile - it's unique and the way he holds it is so weird - holds it like a pen implying he is about to write something.

 

[wbobafett]

BTW: this is a MUST on Vintage weapons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPQvRahIzis

and of course the "epic fail of the ROTJ toys" which I cannt find (maybe blocked again for Germany... grrrrrrrr)

 

[jackabina]

I think Pruneface's rifel is ****. Looks like knicked it off Butch Casidy.

 

[spoons]

I've always hated the bespin blaster, even as a kid I thought it was cack and ruined the Han bespin figure - what was wrong with a normal blaster?

 

[Frunkstar]

I've always hated the bespin blaster, even as a kid I thought it was cack and ruined the Han bespin figure - what was wrong with a normal blaster?

Here here - it is the pits, stormtrooper blasters rock though

 

[.Q.]

Amanaman may not be able to hold his staff but it scores for me due to being completely raving batshit mad. Forgot about Pruney's rifle (easily done), yup it's guff, is he shootin' tin cans out back with it? Pffft. Never warmed to any of the rifles with straps. Quite a few of the guns were flawed, poorly concieved or given to figures who were unable to hold the damn things. Zuckuss' gun is just over-compensating! Oh yes, surely the pick of them all is the classic Stormie blaster.