Its just ****. What an epic disappointment and more diluted waste. Its just content instead of quality. Jon Faverau has already written season 4. Amazing what you can do on your phone while having a ****.
Everything set up plays out in the most blandest uneventful way.
Mando completes his 2 season mission to give Gorgu to the Jedi. But he's back in 2 episodes time because that thing sells toys. You can here the decisions coming out of the shareholder meetings. So that was pointless. Also Mando has a bath in Episode 2 and then stands there (as does Grogu) for the reset of the season. They have no agency. The mind boggles after all the set up. They don't even train together or have any meaningful character interaction. They are back to Season 1 Episode 1.
What will happen with the covert, darksaber and Bo-Katarn?
They will join together. Their opposing philosophy wont be used for story or tension that will define mindblowing mandolrian lore. They will just have a picnic. Mando will just hand over the darksaber. Once again no conflict to generate story. Just gives it to her like a cigerette.
What about Moff Gideon.
He will be very active off screen. You won't see any of it. Then he does a cameo at the end and dies. This is because Disney cannot write villians. There won't be any peril or basic ways of making something to engage the emotions of the view. Sit back and watch fantastic ILM special effects and thats it. There will be some hints of Thrawn and Snoke and The Emperor. You may think they will give context to the sequels. Gideon and Thrawn split factions? 1 develops Snoke, 1 reincarnates the emperor? Perhaps Gideon gets the darksaber and the child stealing Mandolorians are the start of the child stealing first order?
Nah- Gideon just shaves his fury lip off and dies. He doesn't even try to stop Mando destroying his clones with 'self destruct buttons'
The dialogue is a shambles. Everyone talks the same as Mando and the Armourer. Therefore you have this monotone robocop-esq dialogue where people say **** lie "I have to go here" and they respond- "yes, you must go there". And then they walk around corridors in the volume.
As everyone is wearing a helmet it feels like a cosplay fan film. The helmets also obscure any humanity. Mark Hamill and Yoda in ESB in incredible. This is a kettle acting next to a puppet. And why have Pascal in it? Well, he's not. So why hire him if he's not in it? So he can deliver Robocop dialogue? I think hiring John Wayne's grandson to play the entire role would have been genius is stead of Pedro the corporate sycophant.
Speaking of Cameos. So cool to have that female singer and jack black in it. I love they way they don't take the lore seriously. I hope Thrawn has Timmy Mallet and Brian Harvey from East 17 as his Praetorian Guards. Brian harvey could throw chips and Bo-Katarn.
That fight between Paz and the Praetorian guards was ****ing brilliant. And then they became Disney Pantomime villains straight away and are disposed of. Rey would have been so proud.
I like how brave the scope was. The SFX are excellent. The designs are fantastic.
The story is ****. There is no tension, no peril, no subtext, no set ups that play out in exciting ways. bland characters, video game cut-scene script and dialogue left over from Resident Evil on PS1.
Star Wars was the pinnacle of story telling.
Now its content to make money for stakeholders through exploitation of our religion. Its memes.Take the star wars aesthetic away from whats on Disney+ and there is nothing there. Ask yourself would you be watching this **** if it wasn't star wars. Why would you? For the story?
Another parasite project of disrespect. Standing on the shoulders of giants that came before, who were cut from a better cloth.
Disney is Star Wars in name only. None of the magic or values that define pop culture for generations is here. Its everything you would expect from a corporation like Shell, Pepsi, McDonalds.....Disney.
Except Andor- which is best star wars in 40 years.
Season 1: 9/10
Season 2: 8.5/10
Season 3: 3/10 (Still better than Kenobi and Willow and Episode VII and Episode IX)