Light hearted stuff thread

[plantman]

He's from Yorkshire, they're all a bit ****ing thick up there!

slut

 

[weasel]

Obviously I can say that coming from and island famed for its intellect (especially the open minded Liberal part I live in).

 

[Frunkstar]

 

[Josh]

:lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCH7UNoBXoQ

 

[PGowdy]

My favourite show!
"tossing Ewoks into a lake of methane" :lol:

 

[Josh]

Yeah, it's a good show that one. Always a good laugh.

 

[weasel]

:lol:

As I was waiting for the link to load I looked at the title "Ross Noble tossing Ewoks" and thought WTF!? Has Josh been out in the sun too long again, or is he trying to share his sick fantasies with us!? :?

 

[Josh]

Jesus, Weas. Give us some credit mate. My sick fantasies are much more imaginative than that.

 

[weasel]

:lol: Glad to hear it!
Now feel free to keep them to yourself! (Or share them with Browny, he likes that sorta sick ****)

 

[Frunkstar]

A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know ****?"

 

[jackabina]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
if this is now a joke aswell thread, you'll be hearing a lot from me.
i'll put my thinking cap on.

 

[Frunkstar]

Just as the title m8 - anything light hearted that will raise a smile :wink:

 

[weasel]

Katie Price wins "Mum of the year"?
WTF!?
Who was she up against Kate McCann!?

 

[PGowdy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Now that's funny.

 

[Frunkstar]

Darwin awards candidate material for sure!

 

[Frunkstar]

 

[Frunkstar]

 

[Josh]

That last one for real? :shock:

 

[aussiejames]

 

[tundra9]

That last one for real? :shock:

From what I've heard it's a commercial for the beercan he has on his head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnjLlWa5Ieg