Judgement Day tomorrow- hope you all have your popcorn!

Lol I am so excited about the end of the world I skipped a day :lol:
 
We've had Judgement Day already, it was the 29th August 1997. Nothing happened.
 
Oohhhh if "The Bible guarantees it", it MUST be true! :roll:
Does that mean we can sue those people if the world doesn't end, or do I have to sue to bible!??


PS......... I'm prepared to offer a similar service to the one below for any of you guys for a very reasonable £100, plus the cost of the flight! Anyone interested, just PM me!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/us-atheists-offer-pet-rescue-judgment-day-170352856.html
 
weasel said:
PS......... I'm prepared to offer a similar service to the one below for any of you guys for a very reasonable £100, plus the cost of the flight! Anyone interested, just PM me!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/us-atheists-offer-pet-rescue-judgment-day-170352856.html


Pm Sent....





:roll:
 
This is when all good souls will be taken to Heaven, leaving the sinners and apostates behind. It could even be worse, as some are saying that all the people who have ever died will come back to wander the Earth. It will be the long-predicted Zombie Apocalypse."


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Jason, you seem to be implying that this might all be BS!?
Did you not read the sign on the side/back of that van.............."THE BIBLE GUARANTEES IT!"


I think we all know, if it's in the bible..........it MUST be true!
 
If all your clothes get left behind in a pile, then this is a great day to see lots of naked chicks, right?

And any Christian bungee jumpers out there can have a right laugh by tethering themselves to a lamp post?

More thoughts as they come to me...

:mrgreen:

Jason
 
I'm still waiting to be judged. I'm even wearing my best suit!

Or do you think God uses American time?
 
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