I f*cking hate cats

[plantman]

Well where do i start (sorry cat lovers)

So far my kids have run in screaming because a disembowelled bird was on the lawn

They dug up my kids wildflower patch and **** all over it.

**** and piss all over my garden

sleep on the trampoline and puke up grass on it

kill the birds.

i hate them, i hate the owners who think its good to "own" a cat but its allwed to put my kids health at risk and shite all over my garden.

ive read multiple forum and spent a lot of money on deterrants, why the hell should i do any more!!!

GRRRRRRR

any ideas? ive tried all the usual chilli flakes, peelings, moth balls, sonic alarm, fencing spikes, scents ect.

 

[tundra9]

Get a pitbull!

 

[weasel]

A pellet gun! :wink:

 

[plantman]

Well i have toyed with the pellet gun, but my new one would defo kill the cat and i dont want to be done for cruelty lol.....we dont have a dog but i suppose its an idea.


i have to do something or im gonna smash my neighbours face in as he doesnt give a ****

 

[weasel]

Nah, I live on a third floor flat so no cats bother me, and the folks live the sticks with 4 dogs....
I've just heard a few rumours on how to get rid of cats/dogs that are annoying you.

 

[TwistedMetal]

Hey mate, we put out 2 sonic alarms on our drive, these 2 scabby looking cats keep shitting on the gravel drive then cover it up (Twats) well anyway i am a animal lover, always had pets but only last week i went out too get into my car and one of the dirty bastards was squating about too have a dump, i shouted at it but it just looked at me and carried on, so i reacted and booted it havent seen it since, i was thinking of shooting them with my paintball gun, however since i don`t like my neighbours they will probly report me and a armed unit will be sent round

 

[tundra9]

Do you know if the cats are fixed, Andy?
If they're not, you can demand the owner do that, cats don't stray much after that, might help as well.

 

[tiefighterboy]

Try a brick, a bag, some rope and a deep river.

 

[tiefighterboy]

I Will pm you the solution as its to cruel to post on here.

Feed him 3 boxes of exlax.

 

[Johan_S]

LOL. I don't really see how a couple of cats can do that much damage... :lol:

A college of mine spreads the remaining you get when making filter coffee, don't know what its called in english, in swedish it is called SUMP. Its supposed to scare cats away. Might want to try that but then you have a garden smelling coffee and that could make your kids dizzy....

 

[Grant]

Guys on a serious note Im an animal lover. Not in a sexual way. :mrgreen: I really hope that your joking about shooting cats with pellet guns or poisoning them etc. That would be a really *****y thing to do to a domestic animal or any animal for that matter.

Grant.

 

[jackabina]

The best way to stop cats shitting in your garden in to get your own cat. It will mark it's own territory (your garden),
and spend all it's time shitting in your neighbours. Job done!

 

[jabbawokkie]

cat owners are just people who would like a dog but to lazy to walk,train it .funny how you can just let a cat out to go do what ever it wants ,where it wants .Yet if you walk your dog and it shits you got to pick it up.just for record this is why i drive to fields and let em out as i refuse to pick **** up .
plantman where about in yorkshire are you .You could dog sit me dogs next time i,m away ,they dont even let birds land in garden.

 

[Grant_C]

Cat owners are just like dog owners that can't be bothered to put up with stupid 24/7.

Sorry dude- i prefer cats to kids.

 

[Stargeezer]

Edit: double post.

 

[Grant_C]

Get 4 tolilet rolls.

Put cats legs in the card roll.

Cat cant move.

:lol:

 

[jackabina]

i ****ing hate cats too, but

 

[steesh]

I f'in hate cats as well. Wife unfortunately had cat before I met her. Little bugger first time i met him ripped my chest apart. Woke up the morning after the (magic) first night. Sat up and he launched himslelf headlong leaving 3 nasty cuts straight down the chest (rug). The little b is now 17 going strong and still givingme evils every time I look at him. Really wnat to buy a dog who ate the cat who ate the birg etc

 

[weasel]

Quality, I like it!

Does anyone, other than Grant, like cats? Lol

 

[tundra9]

Cats are awesome! 8)