Gary Smith amazing facts!!!!!!!

[Lee Bullock]

Gary Smith destroyed the periodic table because Gary Smith only recognises the element of suprise!

 

[mr_palitoy]

Gary Smith is so fast he can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

 

[Lee Bullock]

There is no such thing as evolution - only creatures Gary Smith allows to live...

 

[mr_palitoy]

Gary Smith's palitoy collection is the only British man made object visible from space.

 

[mr_palitoy]

There is more plastic in Gary Smith's palitoy collection than Legoland Windsor.

 

[Josh]

Gary will do anything to get on the news

 

[Capetown]

Gary Smiths rule of thumb: always show your lightsaber on your first date.

 

[Lee Bullock]

God didnt create the giraffe - Gary Smith did - by uppercutting a horse!

 

[aussiejames]

Gary Smiths rule of thumb: always show your lightsaber on your first date.

if that doesn't make him laugh nothing will


EDIT: I 'borrowed' some of these facts:

There is no Sith Order. Just a list of Sith that Gary allows to live.

Gary is immortal. The grim reaper is **** scared of him.

The Death Star was named after Gary's right testicle

The Second Death Star was named after his left testicle

 

[mr_palitoy]

Gary Smith trapped Admiral Ackbar.

 

[benbob]

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Gary Smith.


Brilliant couldn't resist

 

[benbob]

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Gary Smith.

 

[Lee Bullock]

STOP PRESS

Its just been confirmed Episode III is being renamed

STAR WARS EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SMITH

you know it bitch!! :wink:

 

[theguiltyone]

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Gary Smith./quote]

ooh i like that one!

marc

 

[spoons]

STOP PRESS

Its just been confirmed Episode III is being renamed

STAR WARS EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SMITH

you know it bitch!! :wink:

that's my favourite

 

[mr_palitoy]

Gary Smith's bed cover is made out of the vinyl capes of jawas.

 

[tiefighterboy]

Uh.........Gary loves fat chicks with stiletto's.

 

[greedodidntshoot]

I heard that gary smith's cock attacked some unsuspecting rebels in a death star trash compactor.

 

[jabbawokkie]

Uh.........Gary loves fat chicks with stiletto's.

lmfao ........glad he is on the mend and yeah he is a top bloke but this thread is gay as ****

 

[weasel]

:lol:

Good to see you back and posting again mate!