clit finding meathod

[jabbawokkie]

i was ribbing a young virgin at work the other day ,he showed me a pic on his phone of a painted twat .he said they have painted her clit and i said how can you tell form that angle.
then after taking the piss i said what you gonna do if your with a bird and she ask s you to lick her clit he said phone one of you lot.so off top of my head i came up with this meathod :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
if you stick your chin in the fanny your tounge should be lined up for the clit :lol: :lol: :wink:

then told him under no circumstances try this meathod while doing a 69 :lol: :lol:

 

[jayjedi]

you see i would have told him ESPECIALLY do it when its 69 :lol:

 

[weasel]

:lol:

 

[craignwo4life]

So what was you "finding" out method when you started out Jabba ?!! :wink:

 

[jayjedi]

the lass at the rear of the pub told him it was just above the place where he pulled that tampon out of :lol:

 

[sith-smith]

Ah, it's these kind of intellectual conversations i've missed :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

i just watched porn and thought thats got to be it as they always lick there .then a old bloke was trying to take the piss so i told him and he stopped taking the piss,but craig if you are still unsure i can pm you directions :lol: :lol:

 

[Bollux]

CLIT? whats that?

 

[mash]

CLIT? whats that?

who gives a ****!!!
:lol: :lol:
mash

 

[jayjedi]

CLIT? whats that?

mate, your gonna be getting divorced rather soon :lol: :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

you know what they say boys .you can treat them mean as long as you make them scream :wink:

 

[jayjedi]

i just watched porn and thought thats got to be it as they always lick there l:

was this while you were getting laid or masturbating :?:

could have been really funny if you had just watched rimming porn

 

[jedi_masters]

Ah, it's these kind of intellectual conversations i've missed :lol:

i havent been on here for about a week now but i can see nothing has changed!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[weasel]

Now thats a nice thought Jay! :lol: