Car insurance mistake

[weasel]

I was looking up a few website to try and find the cheapest quote for my car insurance, so I thought I would try 'firstdirect.' As you may have noticed my typing is a bit dodgey sometimes. Just look at my attempts to spell "birthday" on Craig's 'happy birthday' thread.
Well, when I click back on the page I thought was First direct, I realised I had left out the first "R"................let's just saw it was ehhhh eye opening! :shock:

 

[plantman]

Ha..we've all done that before, i wanted to send an email hint to my boss that it was his turn to make a cup of tea, so i wanted to send him a picture...i went onto google images and typed TEABAG and the images i got i wouldnt think were a good idea to send to a boss :lol:

 

[weasel]

Nice!

No doubt TFB will stick a few up for everyone to "enjoy" :lol:

 

[jayjedi]

are you sure you didn't just click on one of your favourites weasel. or were you on one of those young girl web sites again :wink:

 

[weasel]

**** :? :lol:
Fisting does NOTHING for me!

 

[Bollux]

**** :? :lol:
Fisting does NOTHING for me!

theres a new quote for my signature!

and why is that Weasel? is your hole too large now?

 

[weasel]

There's just no way that's right! :?
Anyone, male or female, who gets off on having someone's fist stuck in them has some serious serious problems!

 

[Bollux]

so dont ****ing do it then you sicko!

 

[weasel]

Yes dad! :lol:

 

[Bollux]

you discuss fisting with your dad?

i wound up a mate from work last night by insisting that i over-heard her talking about going ass to mouth! :lol:

 

[weasel]

:lol:
Nice! Was she blonde by any chance!?

 

[Bollux]

no and she wasnt attractive either, good thing was a few other mates caught on!

 

[weasel]

Nice. Did you tell her you were taking the piss in the end?

 

[Bollux]

did i balls! she got an arse on and the other lads apologised! twats! :lol: :lol:

 

[weasel]

Good man! 8)
No point in spoiling the surprise by telling her your only taking the piss, especially if she mings!