cant believe it

jabbawokkie said:
(getting warmed up for christmas craig)
Yeah right, I'll believe you !! :lol:

I'm still at work (on my bosses knob 8) ) so that's my excuse for not being here much tonight !!
 
Luckily my boss went home at 2pm and I'm free to do whatever I want but I charge extra for that service Jabba !! :lol:
 
craignwo4life said:
Luckily my boss went home at 2pm and I'm free to do whatever I want but I charge extra for that service Jabba !! :lol:

so why dont you go home.
i,m on my bosses computer as well :lol:
 
I've virtually finished but I'm paid by the hour and every little helps!!! :lol:

If I did go home at 10.30pm I would go straight onto the internet anway, so at least this way I am actually earning money while doing so !! 8)
 
The missus nutted me last Sunday, and I ended up with an infected gum and a face that has swollen up like a football. :oops: :lol:
Been in ****ing agony all week, had the gum drained (which wasn't so nice) and been on antibiotics but's it's only really today that I've started to feel human again.

Through the night I wake up every hour and a half in pain that's so bad if I had a pair of pliers handy I would have ripped my teeth out. Surprisingly come about 6 at night I get very tired and bit ratty.

I think I'll live (not sure about her though)
 
Mate, she ****ing full on nutted me in the teeth!
Wasn't too bad at the time, but two days later I was in agony. Haven't seen her since. She's getting a damn good beating tonight though.
 
Bollux said:
why the **** did she do that?

Cos she's a psycho bitch! :lol:

Nah, I had just chinese ovened her and she was trying to escape. She didn't appreciate it too much!
 
Sorry, I wasn't sure when I typed that if you lot would know, should have explained.

When your in bed with the Mrs, or some sailor in Han's case, you fart and pull the duvet up over their head.
Very mature I know! :roll: :oops:
 
While she was trying to get out from under the duvet she threw her head back, just at the time when I let go of the duvet and hey presto..............I got nutted! :oops:
 
boba frett said:
my little pony duvet! I didnt think she was that old :lol:

No idea what your talking about?

Whoever the dumb **** is who keeps changing my posts, they don't seem to realise I can just change them back. :roll:
 
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