Buy a man-whore who will do "Whatever you want" for only £1million

[subzero]

...... wtf!??

Not Star Wars related but had to post this.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/32-year-old-male-20-Year-Life-Contract/273193747558?hash=item3f9b9dc466:g:9m8AAOSwjS9a7KE6

 

[Mini99]

Whatever will some people try next?
:?

 

[subzero]

Whatever will some people try next?
:?

Nothing surprises me in 2018 anymore. :lol:

 

[Ruby2511]

What a Bell End :lol:

 

[subzero]

What a Bell End :lol:

:lol: Oooh I think he'll be getting more than enough bell end from the winning bidder. :lol:

 

[Stubbs]

This could be dangerous the guy has pretty much put his ass on offer for 20 years. Literal slave to money he need's help. Say's hes doing it for his kids education i dont think this is teaching them a good lesson.

 

[subzero]

This could be dangerous the guy has pretty much put his ass on offer for 20 years. Literal slave to money he need's help. Say's hes doing it for his kids education i dont think this is teaching them a good lesson.

He'll end up in a billionaires torture room getting bummed and stabbed, or in a snuff film or something lol. :lol:

 

[tigerham]

...... wtf!??

Not Star Wars related but had to post this.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/32-year-old-male-20-Year-Life-Contract/273193747558?hash=item3f9b9dc466:g:9m8AAOSwjS9a7KE6

What I want to know is what were you searching for to come across this listing?

 

[subzero]

...... wtf!??

Not Star Wars related but had to post this.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/32-year-old-male-20-Year-Life-Contract/273193747558?hash=item3f9b9dc466:g:9m8AAOSwjS9a7KE6

What I want to know is what were you searching for to come across this listing?

Obviously 'Man slaves' :? :lol:

The guy has some coins I put an offer in for and thought i'd browse his other items first, when I discovered he's selling his ass for money I thought i'd put in a cheeky low offer on the coins since he needed the money, it was accepted. 8)

 

[apack7229]

I'd be afraid to see your search history. :lol: Dont know how you find this stuff.

 

[subzero]

I'd be afraid to see your search history. :lol: Dont know how you find this stuff.

It would be like opening pandora's box. :lol: :lol:

 

[tigerham]

...... wtf!??

Not Star Wars related but had to post this.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/32-year-old-male-20-Year-Life-Contract/273193747558?hash=item3f9b9dc466:g:9m8AAOSwjS9a7KE6

What I want to know is what were you searching for to come across this listing?

Obviously 'Man slaves' :? :lol:

The guy has some coins I put an offer in for and thought i'd browse his other items first, when I discovered he's selling his ass for money I thought i'd put in a cheeky low offer on the coins since he needed the money, it was accepted. 8)

:lol: Slack but good move.

 

[Ruby2511]

What a Bell End :lol:

:lol: Oooh I think he'll be getting more than enough bell end from the winning bidder. :lol:

That is so wrong :shock:

 

[StarWarsFan]

:shock: I've seen everything now.

 

[subzero]

The man-slave listing has vanished, I wonder if someone did a deal with him outside of ebay and he closed it. :lol:

 

[apack7229]

The man-slave listing has vanished, I wonder if someone did a deal with him outside of ebay and he closed it. :lol:

Where did you get a £1 million at? :shock: I feel bad for whatever you make the guy do. :lol:

 

[subzero]

The man-slave listing has vanished, I wonder if someone did a deal with him outside of ebay and he closed it. :lol:

Where did you get a £1 million at? :shock: I feel bad for whatever you make the guy do. :lol:

Damn, I didn't think it would have been obvious. :lol:

 

[apack7229]

Damn, I didn't think it would have been obvious. :lol:

I don't think subtly is you strong suit. :lol: I can only imagine what you're going to have him "service"

 

[subzero]

Damn, I didn't think it would have been obvious. :lol:

I don't think subtly is you strong suit. :lol: I can only imagine what you're going to have him "service"

Well he did say for 20 years he has to do anything you ask without question, so i'll force him to sign another contract that extends the contract for another 30 years. :lol:

 

[apack7229]

That's a long time for someone to be on their knees. :lol: