Pomse2001 said:weasel said:Gonna be a lot of babies born at Christmas this year.
And probably a lot more people filing for divorce too. Imagine the joys of self isolating in a house with the other half as you file for divorce. :|
The government in denmark told us no sex a few weeks ago as long as the corona virus is in denmark. I can't wait to see if danes have done what the government told them or if we will see many babies for christmas :shock:
spoons said:Still at work but going to be working from home for much of the next few weeks. Going to be diffcult with three kids and the other half in the house but will still go in occasionally for some peace :mrgreen:
Stuart Skinner said:spoons said:Still at work but going to be working from home for much of the next few weeks. Going to be diffcult with three kids and the other half in the house but will still go in occasionally for some peace :mrgreen:
How do you dig up dinosaur bones without being at a dig
edd_jedi said:I've had a cough for the last few days, so following yesterday's advice from the government I'm now housebound for the next couple of weeks. I'm not convinced I have Coronavirus, but I think it's wise to follow the latest advice for the sake of others even as a precaution. If I was young, free and single this would have been brilliant as I'm currently not working and could have just played computer games for 2 weeks, but with two toddlers in the house it's already starting to wear thin :lol: I'm also a bit worried it's going to impact the new job I'm supposed to be starting soon, it looks like businesses are already starting to fail. Oh, and did I mention there's no football!?
Anyone else got it or staying at home to be safe?
StarWarsFan said:Pomse2001 said:weasel said:Gonna be a lot of babies born at Christmas this year.
And probably a lot more people filing for divorce too. Imagine the joys of self isolating in a house with the other half as you file for divorce. :|
The government in denmark told us no sex a few weeks ago as long as the corona virus is in denmark. I can't wait to see if danes have done what the government told them or if we will see many babies for christmas :shock:
Blimey, my cousin is expecting next month and she works in a hospital.
Stuart Skinner said:spoons said:Still at work but going to be working from home for much of the next few weeks. Going to be diffcult with three kids and the other half in the house but will still go in occasionally for some peace :mrgreen:
How do you dig up dinosaur bones without being at a dig
x-pack said:Sorry but did someone say sex was banned in Denmark?:? :lol:
x-pack said:Sorry but did someone say sex was banned in Denmark?:? :lol:
Pomse2001 said:x-pack said:Sorry but did someone say sex was banned in Denmark?:? :lol:
yes the government has told us to stop having sex, kissing and hug that can spread more virus.
People need to stay 2 meters away from each other on the street and in shops and we are only allowed to be in groups of 10 people on the street, shops and in private homes or else the police will give a £200 fine.
Shops that are not allowed to be open will get a much bigger fine, yesterday a pub got a fine because they had open from the backdoor, the police also closed the pub.
lejackal said:Pomse2001 said:x-pack said:Sorry but did someone say sex was banned in Denmark?:? :lol:
yes the government has told us to stop having sex, kissing and hug that can spread more virus.
People need to stay 2 meters away from each other on the street and in shops and we are only allowed to be in groups of 10 people on the street, shops and in private homes or else the police will give a £200 fine.
Shops that are not allowed to be open will get a much bigger fine, yesterday a pub got a fine because they had open from the backdoor, the police also closed the pub.
Don't worry, we're not allowed to have sex in shops either
x-pack said:Sorry but did someone say sex was banned in Denmark?:? :lol: