2 weddings in the same week

I can beat that. I have one on Friday the 24th and one 300 miles away (you literally can't get much further away on this island) the very next day. To make it even better the second one is a "black tie" wedding!? WTF is one of them? What kinda wanker decides that making people drive an 600 mile round trip and stay in a stupidly expensive hotel isn't enough, they then demand everyone turn up in a tux or a fancy ball gown for the ladies. It's her cousin otherwise I woulda ****ed the invite in the bin.

I've had 1 wedding already this year and have two more, plus my own to go. I ****ING HATE WEDDINGS!
 
You taking the piss Weasel? I wouldn't even go to my own ****ing wedding. Cousins? Every ****er in Northern Ireland is related in some way. You're getting soft.
 
weasel said:
I can beat that. I have one on Friday the 24th and one 300 miles away (you literally can't get much further away on this island) the very next day. To make it even better the second one is a "black tie" wedding!? WTF is one of them? What kinda wanker decides that making people drive an 600 mile round trip and stay in a stupidly expensive hotel isn't enough, they then demand everyone turn up in a tux or a fancy ball gown for the ladies. It's her cousin otherwise I woulda ****ed the invite in the bin.

I've had 1 wedding already this year and have two more, plus my own to go. I ****ING HATE WEDDINGS!
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**** me that does sound like hell, I don't know if you take a beer or not but that would be a bad road trip with a hangover. You must be driving to Dingle!
 
I can't stand weddings either, that's why mine ended at 7pm! :lol: I don't mind the ceremony, speeches and the drinks, but it's the ****ing five hours of sitting down next to somebody you don't know, eating a three course meal and then being expected to get up and dance that I can't stand. Who feels like dancing after eating for five hours!?
 
Miserable bunch of arses. I ****ing love a good wedding, nothing like getting drunk on others expense, dancing the night away, fondling bridesmaids whether they want to be or not. Give me a wedding every weekend.
 
I think weddings are **** as well, enjoyed mine I have to admit that. It's the small talk that gets me and lets face it that's what you spend all day doing, making small talk to loads of people you hardly no and are never going to meet again.

Last phew I've been to I used the kids as a reason to leave before 9pm.

Weasel how are you even going to get to the wedding that's 300 miles away on time if you have to be at another one the day before?
 
Agree not as far as 300 but one is 200 miles away, the first one is my cousins 120 people going won't even know half of them and most of the ones who I do know I can't stand like my dad and brother we don't get on at all but worse my great aunt is going apart from been called great as she is my Grandads sister she isn't great one of the biggest pains ion the ****ing arse ever and my posh prat cousin who is so stuck up he thinks the whole world evolves around him. Gee I can't wait. The second one which is 200 miles away has all of 9 people 200 bloody miles for a wedding only going cause its the girlfriends sister.
 
I'm teetotal so I'll be driving to the second wedding. First one won't be too bad, it's a tiny wedding and it's one of my mates so happy enough to go. Second one will be horrible. Bog all sleep, a 3.5-4 hour drive, sitting in a tux and i'll only know her family. A night of making small talk with people I hardly know is pretty much my idea of hell. I have pretty bloody strong misanthropic tendencies (I don't particularly like people, especially strangers) at the best of times so a wedding the day after another wedding 300 miles away is my idea of hell.
I suspect I'll be in bed about an hour after the speeches.

Right with you on hating dancing Edd. I have NEVER danced, I don't see the attraction 99% of people look like retards and listening to music has never made me want to get up and jig about. The missus on the other hand, being female, loves dancing. She doesn't particularly like having to dance on her todd but sure.

Scrooge aint got **** on me! :lol:
 
You get used to being around pissed up people, but there come's a point in the night where they just ALL become annoying wankers. Doesn't matter if it's your best mate or not, eventually he gets so pissed that when he tells you the same story for the third time at that point I just cut my losses and go. I was just as annoying when I used to drink, possibly more so, but when you're sober it really is glaringly obvious and there's only so much you can take.
 
I've been to a couple weddings where I was the designated driver and to be honest I would rather have a drink to get me through the day.
 
I'm a tight bastird so hate buying gifts. £50 budget on presents according to the wife! :eek: balls to that
 
Well I'm here very posh and all that crap. In the room with dad and brother feel the tention. Grandad is moaning posh prat cousin just walked in god help me
 
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Well I'm here very posh and all that crap. In the room with dad and brother feel the tention. Grandad is moaning posh prat cousin just walked in god help me
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:lol: Hope you have a good day and good luck, keep us updated and stay clear if they are on the spirits :lol:
 
Well sitting down to the meal sitting next to dad and next to him brother then that ducking aunt I hate just let this shot be over what's worse it's foot ball themed and our table is Elland Road yuck
 
Well sitting down to the meal sitting next to dad and next to him brother then that ****ing aunt I hate just let this shot be over what's worse it's foot ball themed and our table is Elland Road yuck
 
Well got through the day. Idiot brother got so drunk he wondered off for 2 hours had everyone worried sick little git.
 
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